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KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

Blackmail, coercion, collusion, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Dirt, donald trump, Elon, elon musk, Espionage, Government, hidden agenda., influence, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, Politics, power, russia, scandal, Secrets, smp, trump

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Emeralds Found:	917
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6855

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

activism, billionaires, corporate greed, Corruption, CraftyBillionairesGoneWild, Democracy, economic justice, Economy, Government, grassroots movements, income inequality, political reform, Politics, power dynamics, resistance, revolution, social justice, societal change, Tipping Point, Usa, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	5715
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	3082

Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

Bibas children, BlockyBibas, Conflict Resolution, family tragedy, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli hostages, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Mother, peace negotiations, political tensions, Red Cross, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	169
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

collusion, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Edition, election interference, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, News, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	3429

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!

anti inflammatory, colons, COMPOUND, digestive system, discovery, FDN, furanodienone, gastrointestinal, Ginger, GingerCraft, gut health, health, IBD, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, medical breakthrough, Mice, natural remedy, oral injections, potential treatment, receptor, research, Treats

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	140	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons

The Eternal Region

apply today, chat games, Community, Cosmetics, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, ETERNAL, events Command, expanding world border, hats, Mature, Pet Ownership Transfers, playtime Command, quality-of-life tweaks, Region, Server, smp, Survival, survival island spawn, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Whitelist

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	11431	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Whitelist Only	No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community!
Expanding World Border	The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time.
Survival Island Spawn	Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn.
Quality of Life Tweaks	Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements.
Voting Rewards	Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.

What age group is the server intended for?

The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.

What rewards can I unlock by voting for the server?

By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.

Are there any special features for pets on the server?

Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.

How can I track my playtime on the server?

You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.

The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2

1.21.2, Choices, choose your poison, Choosing, Deciding, decision, decision fatigue, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, making a choice, making a decision, making choices, Options, Pick your poison, Poison, Preference, Selecting, selection, selection process., TAVERN, TOXIC, weighing options

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!

This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.

You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.

You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.

You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!

Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!

DivorceCraft – No Hugs for Bros

Boundaries, bros, brotherly love, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, divorce aftermath, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, facing consequences, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, holding grudges, hugs, learning from mistakes, moving forward, personal growth, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, sibling relationships, supporting loved ones, toxic relationships

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Potions Brewed:	110
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Items Found:	6344	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a redstone contraption.

Imagine a world where your brother goes LC (Low Contact) with the entire family just because he married a woman who is louder than a creeper explosion and ruder than a zombie pigman. Witness the epic showdown between family members as they try to navigate through the chaos of unsolicited advice, boundary issues, and constant complaining.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding moment when your brother finally realizes he made a huge mistake and reaches out to apologize. Will forgiveness be granted, or will the drama continue to unfold like a never-ending soap opera?

Join our server now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, love, forgiveness, and the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!

LyricMaster Minecraft SMP

$5M, achievement, aspiration, challenge, chance, Competition, Contest, dream, LyricMaster, Lyrics, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, opportunity, Performance, Prize, singing, smp, song, success, talent, vocal, WIN

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that’s worth $5M! All you have to do is sing a song perfectly without messing up and you could be the lucky winner! Imagine all the diamonds and emeralds you could buy with that kind of money, it’s like winning the lottery but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary boss mob that drops insane loot if you can defeat it. Rumor has it that it’s a giant chicken with laser eyes and a jetpack, so you better bring your A-game if you want to take it down.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with rare ores and ancient artifacts waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have down there, maybe you’ll even find a portal to another dimension or something.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious journey of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

DisgustCraft

aversion, BDSM, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, fetish, fetishism, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic practice, kink, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, role-play, sexual desire, sexual preference, taboo, turn off, turn on, Unconventional, unconventional sexual behavior, UNUSUAL

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re into some truly wild and wacky kinks that will make your grandma blush.

Imagine a world where creepers wear leather harnesses and skeletons have a foot fetish. Our server is a place where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a group of zombies having a BDSM dungeon party or witness a pack of wolves engaging in some questionable role-playing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but in a good way?).