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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3922 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
Star Shards Collected: | 270 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 546 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!