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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7376 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 790 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!