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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magic Items Found:	2557
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	28

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Emeralds Found:	8729	Farms Harvested:	409
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mines Excavated:	4473	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9

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Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Farms Harvested:	531	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.