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Tourist Trap Craft: Where even creepers know the best spots in Europe!

city breaks, Craft, CREEPERS, crowded places, cultural attractions, Europe, European capitals, Exploring, hidden gems, historical sites, landmarks, local experiences, must-see places, Off the beaten path, overhyped spots, overrated attractions, popular destinations, SightSeeing, Spots, tourism, Tourist, tourist traps, touristy areas, trap, travel, vacation spots

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the tourist traps of European capitals and dive into a world of endless adventure and fun!

Join us and explore INSANE landscapes, build JAW-DROPPING structures, and battle CRAZY mobs with your friends!

Forget about crowded streets and overpriced souvenirs, on our server you can FLY around like a superhero and collect RARE items that will make you the envy of all the other players.

So why waste your time getting lost in a maze of souvenir shops when you can join our server and become the LEGENDARY hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

LOLcraft: A Challenger Approaches!

approaches, challenge, challenger, comparison, Competition, console, debate, Entertainment, future prospects, Gaming, Gaming Community, graphics, GREATNESS, innovation, LolCraft, Nostalgia, Performance, Playstation 2, Popularity, Sales, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchantments Applied:	176	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	611038
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Switch players battle it out to prove they are better than the legendary PlayStation 2!

Join us if you want to experience blocky graphics that will make you question reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about all other consoles!

Legend has it that if you join our server, you will be granted the power to build the most epic structures in all of Minecraft history. Your creations will be so amazing, they will make Notch himself jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic battle between the Switch and the PlayStation 2. Who will come out on top? Only those brave enough to join our server will find out!

Steve’s Epic Adventure Land

Adventure, aid, Awareness, Conflict, Crisis, depression, Epic, Help, Humanity, intervention, Land, mental health, Military, Russian soldier, Steves, SUICIDE, Support, Tragedy, Trauma, Ukraine, Video, violence, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of witnessing Russian soldiers having a meltdown in Minecraft because they can’t handle the pressure of the War? Well, look no further! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as these soldiers try to navigate their way through blocky battles and pixelated PTSD.

But wait, there’s more! With every new player that joins, we donate a stack of diamonds to a charity that helps Russian soldiers cope with their Minecraft-induced trauma. So not only are you having a blast on our server, but you’re also making a difference in the lives of these virtual warriors.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this unique gaming experience. Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮🔥

Dragon’s Dorks Minecraft Server

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, ddg, Dorks, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., dragons, Feste, hire pawn, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Guild, Pawn Sheet, Server, Skills, Steam, survey, video game, Wiki

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret underground kingdom ruled by zombie pigmen wearing top hats. Legend has it, they were offering enchanted armor in exchange for stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive ender dragon that wears sunglasses and blasts dubstep music as it flies around the world. And don’t even get me started on the creeper disco parties that happen every full moon!

So come on down to our server and experience the blocky madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CreeperCancucks – Where even creepers can’t stop us from winning!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and witness the craziest battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Our players are so skilled, they make the cancucks look like amateurs. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and rare items! Rumor has it that one lucky player found a enchanted diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. Will you be the next lucky winner?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The New Gate 2: Electric Boogaloo

action, Adventure, Anime, battle scenes, Boogaloo, Characters, Electric, episode 2, FANTASY, Favorite, Gate, homage, kirito, LANCER, new episodes, plot twists, Season, The New Gate, Thread, Underrated, video game, virtual reality, watch

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Crops Grown:	2983
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a GIGANTIC dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a duel. But don’t worry, because on this server, you have the power to FLY and defeat any mythical creature that comes your way.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with TREASURE beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because the base is guarded by a pack of ZOMBIE PIGMEN who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine building your very own CASTLE made entirely out of RAINBOW blocks. Yes, you heard that right. Your castle will be the envy of all your friends on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowflake Showdown: Where White Genocide Isn’t Real

Article, CLICK BAIT, discrimination, fake news, False narrative, Genocide, internet culture, Isnt, media manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation spread, not real, not real news, not victim, Propaganda, racism, real, showdown, snowflake, Social Issues, Societal Problems, Victim, Virgin, White, white genocide

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5590	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a virgin is a badge of honor and click bait articles are our main source of inspiration! Join us for a wild ride filled with GENOCIDE (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS, GOLD, and UNICORNS (okay, maybe not unicorns, but you get the idea). They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as the VIRGIN KING!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CHICKEN ARMY, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris. Join forces with Cluck Norris and conquer the END together!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, where else can you find a chicken army and secret diamond dungeons? It’s a LOLZY adventure waiting for you!

Pixelated Weebs

Anime, Attack, bl, Definitively Femcels, double standards, feminism, gender equality, Keanu Reeves, mainstream media, Male Incels, Misandry, Misogyny, pixelated, Ships, Social Issues, sports anime, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Twilight, Weeb’s, yaoi

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4508	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes! Are you a fan of Anime? We’ve got all your favorite shows playing on repeat 24/7. Love Ships? We’ve got a whole fleet waiting for you to explore. And don’t even get us started on Yaoi and BL – it’s a shipper’s paradise!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special section dedicated to Twilight fans – because who doesn’t love a sparkly vampire love triangle? And for all you sports anime enthusiasts out there, get ready to hit the virtual field and show off your skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we’ve even got a secret section dedicated to Keanu Reeves. That’s right, the one and only Keanu is a regular player on our server, battling creepers and building epic structures like a true Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of our crazy community of definitively Femcels who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. And remember, the mainstream media may only attack male incels, but here on our server, we welcome everyone with open arms. Double standards, who?

Block Battle Royale

battle, BLOCK, Cards, Challenges, Competition, Deck, deckbuilding, dueling, Event, gameplay, Losses, master duel, Meta, ONLINE, Practice, Preparation, Royale.., Skills, strategy, Tactics, Tournament, Victory, Wins

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic events ever seen in the Minecraft universe! Picture this: a massive ender dragon riding a creeper like a bucking bronco while players try to tame them with diamond carrots.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco creeper dropping sick beats and exploding in a shower of glitter!

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Putin’s Craft: Building Blocks and Bear Hugs

authoritarianism, autocracy, Bear, blocks, building, Conflict, Craft, Decision making, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global impact, hugs, influence, international relations, Kremlin, leadership, Manipulation, motivation, Politics, power, president, putin, Putins, russia, strategy, world affairs

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Mines Excavated:	2472
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Putin himself is a player! Yes, you heard that right. He’s taking a break from running Russia to mine diamonds and build epic structures in our virtual world. Join now to witness Putin riding a pig into battle against creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a dancing chicken disco party every Friday night. Get your groove on with our feathered friends and show off your best dance moves.

So why would Putin do this? Because our server is the craziest, most fun place to play Minecraft. Join now and see for yourself!