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Crafty Asian SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ores Mined:	7970	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our world is filled with more drama than a reality TV show. From secret alliances to epic battles over who gets the last diamond, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

VANILLA MIKENRAFT SERVER ANARCHY Minecraft server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Votes:	3552

Greetings, traveler! I see you were looking for a really clean server, without privates or donations, a relatively vanilla server? This server is just like that, and there are no wipes of the world here. Vanilla and the community guarantee a pleasant atmosphere, that very lamp-like quality. Since the very inception of the server (October 2022), it has undergone quite a few events, wars, associations and expansion of players, associations were created, players developed and everyone contributed a part to the story and your step could be a new future, a new part of the server, without which the server will be different! On the server there are many bases from players, as well as from entire associations (clans, republics, empires, unions, principalities, etc.). You can find and explore all of them on the online server map:

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Hot Cocoa Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6020
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Towns Built:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious hot chocolate for your gaming soul!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking cow who will guide you on a quest to find the rarest cocoa beans in all of Minecraft. Once you’ve gathered enough beans, you’ll have to battle a horde of evil marshmallows who are trying to steal your precious chocolatey goodness.

But fear not, because our server is equipped with a secret weapon – a giant chocolate fountain that shoots out hot chocolate at any enemy that dares to challenge you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of chocolate bars that will take you on a wild ride through a land of sugary delights.

So come join us on our server and experience the sweetest, most delicious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor, because things are about to get crazy.

Big Bang Theory Minecraft SMP Fan

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of being treated like a second-rate human just because you’re a bit different? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the misunderstood geniuses out there! Join us and experience a world where being passionate about something won’t get you called “retarded” by normies. We don’t gaslight or push anyone down, unless it’s off a cliff in-game for fun! So come on in and let your inner Sheldon shine, because here, autists reign supreme and normies are just NPCs waiting to be pranked. Don’t be left out in the snow to die, join us and let’s build a community where being different is celebrated, not hated.

Girlfriend’s Money-Making Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only blowing you’ll be doing is blowing up creepers and blowing away your competition!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with epic quests, hidden treasures, and hilarious shenanigans. And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our special “Blowjob Bonanza” event where you can earn in-game currency by, uh, giving blowjobs to other players.

But don’t worry, your virtual girlfriend will be there to help you out and take her cut for organizing the whole thing. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on, join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

The Blocky Bunch Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123
Runes Activated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with sporty characters and thick adventures. Our server is like F-list, but in Minecraft form – create your character profile, find like-minded partners, and unleash your wildest fantasies in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as dedicated to kinks and depravity as you are? Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, our group forums are filled with juicy gossip and drama, and our kink list is longer than the Great Wall of China.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers blush when they see what’s going on. We have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the naughty shenanigans happening, and a filtered ads section for those looking for some extra spice in their roleplays.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where anything goes and every block tells a story. Who knows, you might just discover a kink you never knew you had – like building giant statues of your favorite anime characters in compromising positions. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ores Mined:	2396
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-like skills.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get access to. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

4. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past ghasts and lava pits!

5. Our server is protected by a team of superhero pandas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they pack a mean punch.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Tony Minecraft SMP may have finally found the path forward to making AEW a…

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild episode of AEW! Tony is always trying crazy stunts to make our server the best, like inviting Logan Paul and even considering bringing in Kai Cenat and NPC Spider-man! Who knows what kind of chaos they’ll bring to our world of blocks and mobs? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP ever!

VtuberCraft – Virtual Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1590	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you a Vtuber looking for some epic advice on how to dominate the virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where /asp/ is the place to be! We’ve got tips on streaming platforms, audience engagement, video editing, and even open auditions for top companies like Hololive and Niji!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to some of the most legendary trolling techniques in the Vtuber community. Want to learn how to outwit your rivals and become the ultimate Vtuber sensation? Join us now and unleash your virtual greatness!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of Vtubing madness and let your virtual dreams run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the virtual universe! Join now and let the Vtuber shenanigans begin!

1 Fully Grown Male Chimpanzee vs 1 Adult Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real question is not about chimp fights, but about who can survive the craziest challenges and build the most epic bases!

Join us if you want to test your skills against the toughest mobs, mine for diamonds while dodging lava, and compete in ridiculous mini-games like “TNT Spleef” and “Pig Racing”!

Forget about chimp fights, here you’ll be facing off against creepers, zombies, and maybe even the occasional Ender Dragon. Are you tough enough to survive in our wild and wacky world? Join now and find out!