Moids MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Homies Over Girlfriends Realm

relationships, Realm, friendship, gender differences, camaraderie

JOIN NOW OR THE SUN WILL EXPLODE!

Welcome to the ballad of endless blocks and creeping dread! This is NOT just any Minecraft server; it is a kaleidoscope of chaos where reality bends its knees before your very presence! Are you ready to dive into the abyss of madness? Because if you join, you might just discover that the sky is a lie and the grass is crying in unison! It’s the greatest server in the universe—but also the worst! Join now, and let your sanity unravel amidst pixelated pandemonium!

Features That Will Bend Your Mind!

Feature	Description
Infinite Skelly Cats	Collect cats that are actually skeletons pretending to be your friends! They whisper secrets of the universe, which may or may not involve existential dread!
Time Travel Pigs	Hop on a pig and travel through broken time loops! Experience last Tuesday and tomorrow simultaneously—yes, it’s confusing, but isn’t that the point?
Endless Hunger Games	BATTLE using only the food you hate the most! Can you survive a raw chicken duel while contemplating your life choices?
Useless Crafting	Create items that serve absolutely NO purpose! Who knew crafting a blender from stone would lead to interior conflict?
Gravity That Lies	Defy the laws of physics as you leap into what appears to be the void… only to land on a trampoline made of regrets!

Frequently Asked Questions (or Should I Say, FEARED QUESTIONS?)

Q: Can I join with friends?

A: Friends? Or are they MEANT to be foes? Trust no one! Only the shadows know your destiny here.

Q: Is this safe for children?

A: Safety is a social construct! Only the brave shall tread; will your children dare to dance with despair?

Q: What version is the server?

A: Versions are illusions, like the idea of peace! Embrace the unknown. Maybe it’s Minecraft. Maybe it’s your imagination.

Random Reviews from the Cosmos

“moids are more romantic to their homies than their girlfriends…” – Prepare to be romanced by skeletons!

“what if I want to be your homie too :(‘” – Join and find out if friendship can withstand the cosmic horrors!

Moids Bed Shooting Up 1.20.4

drug abuse, substance abuse, risky behavior, drug addiction, 1.20.4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the craziest place ever! Imagine shooting up on moid’s bed, but in Minecraft form!

We got beds for days, man. And not just any beds, we’re talking moid’s beds. You won’t find that anywhere else, I swear.

Plus, the PvP action is off the charts. You’ll be blasting creepers and zombies left and right, just like you’re shooting up on moid’s bed.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate high of Minecraft madness. Don’t miss out, bro!

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EnigmaCraft 1.21.1

MONEY, transactional, Moids, Choice, Roles

OMG, so like, join this Minecraft server if you wanna get feminized by a girl but get paid for it! It’s like, the ultimate gender-bending adventure, but with blocks and creepers and stuff! Plus, who wouldn’t want to get paid for letting someone turn them into a fabulous princess or something? It’s like, the weirdest and most hilarious server ever, you gotta join now! #FeminizationForCash #MinecraftMadness

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Moid’s Haven 1.20.2

Boyfriend, partner, longing, brushing hair, Caring

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll find a moid who will brush your hair and give you gentle neck kisses! I know, sounds crazy, right? But trust me, it’s all true! And not only that, this moid will also call you his sweet girl. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

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Ethereal Quests 1.20.3

Quests, female titties, Ethereal, spamming gore, Upset

Are you tired of dealing with vile moids and incels spamming gore everywhere? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the madness! We don’t tolerate any incel behavior here, just good old-fashioned block building and fun. Plus, we have plenty of female titties for you to touch virtually, so you can finally feel like a real man. Don’t waste your time on those right-wing incel forums, come join us and let’s build a better world together!

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RoboCraft Minecraft Server

educate, Moids, societal change, 4b, educated women

Are you tired of dealing with low IQ moids who think they’re tough stuff? Do you dream of a world where educated women rule and only 10% of moids are allowed to exist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us at 4B where moids are on suicide watch and robots do all the physical work. We’ll make sure our future generations are properly educated while we laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where moids are a thing of the past!

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ConfessCraft Minecraft Server

toxic relationship, Emotional Abuse, Revenge, sexual relationships, ConfessCraft

Are you tired of boring, drama-free Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with love triangles, betrayal, and revenge plots that will make your head spin.

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, the real game is navigating the twisted relationships and scandalous affairs of our players. From secret rendezvous in the virtual world to backstabbing betrayals that will leave you gasping, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and chaotic energy that will keep you on the edge of your seat? Plus, who doesn’t love a good dose of virtual revenge against toxic exes and shady players?

Join us now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and scandalous shenanigans that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft!

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Minecraft SMP: Sleepy Moids Society

negative emotions, bedtime, society, Frustration, Communication

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon! And don’t even get me started on our annual “Troll the Admin” event where players get to prank the server owner with exploding sheep and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and disco ball helmets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run for your life!

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PixelPals Minecraft Server

NEET, brainwashed conservatives, Bodypillow, khhv, PixelPals

Are you tired of dealing with brainwashed conservatives and incels with a victim complex on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is a safe haven for mentalcels and touchstarved individuals looking for their khhv bf!

Join us for a chance to escape the painful and meaningless existence of laying in bed all day, and instead, immerse yourself in a world where dreams of a loving qt pi bf can become a reality. Our community of like-minded individuals will provide the distraction you need from moids, and who knows, you might even find your perfect match while reading manga and hugging your body pillow.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to find happiness and fulfillment in a world where the impossible becomes possible. Join our server today and start living your best life!

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GoddessCraft Minecraft Server

equality, prenuptial agreements, Decline, GoddessCraft, modern practices

Are you tired of moids who think they’re somehow equal to women? Do you miss the good ol’ days when women were worshipped like the goddesses they are? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is bringing back the traditional male-female dynamic in a whole new way!

Join our server and experience what it’s like to truly worship women like they deserve. Kiss their virtual hands, give up your virtual seat for them, and hold virtual doors open like a true butler. Address them as “M’Lady” and show them the respect they deserve.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can even throw your virtual jacket over virtual puddles so women can cross without getting wet. And don’t forget to hand over 90% of your virtual income to your virtual wife for the household makeup & jewelry budget (and maybe a little for the virtual kids’ food if they’re well behaved).

So why settle for moids who don’t know their place when you can join our server and worship women like a true gentleman? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the traditional, WOMAN FIRST order once again!

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