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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2434 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Star Shards Collected: | 290 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
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