| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8085 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
New vanilla server with minimal mods
185.237.236.150
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7862 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5330 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 55 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8966 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Once, a player accidentally sneezed while building a giant statue of a chicken, causing feathers to fly everywhere and turning the statue into a real-life chicken!
Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only for a thunderstorm to hit and turn their dance floor into a disco inferno!
So come join us and experience the chaos and laughter for yourself. And don’t worry, we always have bleach spray on hand for any unexpected messes. Just remember to wash your hands, because hygiene is key, you big gay!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6614 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7870 |
1. Our server is actually secretly run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. You’ll never see it coming when you get wrecked by a chicken with a diamond sword.
2. We have a hidden underground base filled with all the rarest loot and treasures you could ever imagine. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fiercely protective wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and try to give you hugs, but be careful, his hugs are explosive!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1583 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Camel Racing Arena, where players can saddle up and race their trusty camels to victory. And don’t forget about our famous Falafel Feast event, where players can compete to see who can eat the most delicious falafels in one sitting.
So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking camel or uncover the secret recipe for the world’s best hummus. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6630 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 1385 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
We don’t believe in following scripts here – in fact, we encourage our players to throw them out the window and embrace the madness. Need to build a house? Why not do it upside down? Want to mine for diamonds? Better do it blindfolded! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.
So come on, join our SMP and leave your sanity at the door. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories await you in our estrogen-fueled world? Just remember, the crazier, the better!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6062 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 192 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building giant panda statues that come to life and do your bidding. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem, we’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the mystical powers of our enchanted fortune cookies – they’ll give you the strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of fried chicken legs to keep you fueled for all your epic adventures.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and discover why the Chinese were right all along about the true potential of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy shit” in no time!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 1227 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a laugh, whether it’s pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with giant squids. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.
But be warned, Anon, you better bring your A-game because this server is not for the faint of heart. The last player who tried to challenge the Ender Dragon ended up accidentally turning it into a pet that now roams the server wreaking havoc.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and show off your Minecraft skills, come join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, you killed it, Anon.
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 2144 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5503 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6252 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, and even Vipers, Nights, and French Fries are just a taste of the craziness that awaits you. And don’t forget about Customer Satisfaction – because who doesn’t love a good customer service story in the world of Minecraft?
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you crawl through a Sunset Oblivion while munching on French fries with vipers slithering around you? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your anthro companion, and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 9664 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 43 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with nothing but your trusty bow and arrow. But be warned, these mobs are no pushovers – they will fight back with all their might!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its walls, guarded by a horde of angry skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate hunter in Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally defeat the Ender Dragon and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.
