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Crafty Ukraine Adventures: Digging for Diamonds

60 billion, Adventures, aid, borders, budget support, Crafty, demining, diamonds, Digging, Economy, ENERGY, European Command, Food, foreign weapons purchases, intelligence sharing, Military, non-military, nuclear safety, pentagon, production, regional partners, Terrorism, Training, Transport, Ukraine, USAI program, weapons

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Potions Brewed:	169	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a whopping $9.65 billion in non-military aid! That’s right, we’re here to support your budget with $7.85 billion in direct budget support. But wait, there’s more!

We’ve also got $1.58 billion earmarked to help Ukraine’s economy, focusing on transport and energy. Need some food and nuclear safety? No problem, we’ve set aside $0.22 billion just for that!

Now, let’s talk military aid. We’ve got a jaw-dropping $50.43 billion ready to go. From orders for weapons production to intelligence sharing and strengthening European Command, we’ve got it all covered. Plus, we’re throwing in $1.6 billion for weapons for Ukraine and “other regional partners” outside the US.

But that’s not all! We’re also giving $400 million to help Kiev protect its borders, demine, and fight terrorism in Ukraine and neighboring countries. With an average of $0.7 billion per month in 2024/2025, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else!

So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together with our insane amounts of aid and support. Who knew Minecraft could be so epic?

Thigh Highs & Creeper Guys – Minecraft Server

age, body positivity, clothing, Confidence, creeper, cringe, empowerment, fashion, fashion trends, Gender norms, guys, highs, Individuality, Minecraft, personal style, Self-expression, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, taboo, Thigh, thigh highs, Women, womens fashion

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the thigh-high fashionistas out there!

Join us if you want to build your dream world while rocking the trendiest thigh highs in town. Who says you have to be a certain age to wear them? On our server, age is just a number and style knows no bounds.

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, male anons actually LOVE seeing players in thigh highs. So, if you want to impress those mysterious anons, this is the place to be.

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most fashionable Minecraft server around. Join us now and strut your stuff in style!

GirlfriendCraft: Where pixel love blooms and creepers get jealous

Admiration, Affection, Blooms, CREEPERS, Crush, DATING, desire, dream girl, FANTASY, Girlfriend, GirlfriendCraft, heart’s desire, ideal partner, infatuation, jealous, longing, love, PIXEL, relationship, romance, Significant Other, soulmate, sweet girl, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are lit and the diamonds are dank! If you join us, you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are as cool as a polar bear wearing sunglasses.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the luck of a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And if you’re lucky, one of those wishes might just be to have a sweet girl like her as a girlfriend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what EPIC treasures and hilarious shenanigans await you!

Crafty Battle Royale: Steve vs. Creeper

battle, brawl, challenge, Champion, clash, Combat, combatant, combativeness, Competition, Conflict, Contender, Crafty, creeper, Defeat, Duel, Fight, match, Royale.., showdown, steve, Struggle, Victory, warrior, winner

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Our Minecraft server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns between players! Join us and prove your skills in intense PvP battles where only the strongest survive. Rumor has it that our diamond armor is so OP that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the legendary dirt block. Legends say that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the mythical Creeper King who rules over a kingdom made entirely of TNT. Defeat him and claim his explosive throne for yourself!

So why wait? Join us now and become a minecraft legend in your own right!

CraftyCreeper’s Israeli Love Shack

blowjobs, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CraftyCreepers, Cultural differences, DATING, foreign dating, Gender Roles, Intimacy, Israeli, Israeli girls, love, oral sex, Personal experiences, relationships, sexual expectations, sexual preferences, Shack, social norms, Stereotypes, Taboos, traditional values

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers where players take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and hilarious community around!

Join us for a chance to experience the most insane stories and adventures in the Minecraft universe. Our players are known for their wild antics and unpredictable behavior. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into?

And if you’re wondering about the questionable content in the description, don’t worry! We promise that our players are always up for a good time, no matter how ridiculous it may seem. So come on in and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

Villager Training Camp: Day 2 LOL

ai, album, banter, Camp, culture, Day, discussion, Divegrass, Edt, experimentation, League Academy, lol, managers, Matches, Pro Evolution Soccer, shitposts, simulation, Teams, Training, UTC, villager, VT, watch

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	66
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Imagine a world where Pro Evolution Soccer is played by teams that are embodiments of different threads and generals of /vt/. That’s right, we have a simulation of divegrass where players represent different cultures of each thread. And the best part? All matches are AI versus AI, so you can sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold!

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the /vt/ League Academy, where non-managers and newbies can try their hand at managing teams. It’s all about learning, experimenting, and having a blast!

Join us on April 20th-21st starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC) for the most epic matches you’ve ever seen. And where can you watch all the action? Only on our exclusive website: Click here to watch now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an Official ∕vt∕ League Album that will blow your mind! Get ready for today’s matches: – /ggg/ vs /skynetFC/ – /HiRyS/ vs /mayo/ – /pcgia/ vs /vtwbg/ – /pink/ vs /#/ – /uuu/ vs /2434/ – /lia/ vs /hag/ – /pcg/ vs /holoX/ – /hfz/ vs /who/

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Creations: Memes & Mayhem Server

art, booru collection, catbox, Crafty, creations, drawing, drawing books, drawing programs, drawthread, Fun, Hide, ic drawing sticky, imgchest, Litterbox, MAYHEM, memes, names, NSFW deliveries, offsite options, Previous thread, references, Report, rules, Server, vidya

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Divine Spears Created:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and build your way to victory!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and crafted the most epic castle the world had ever seen. Legends say that dragons bowed down to this player, offering them diamonds and emeralds as tribute. Will you be the next ruler of the Minecraft realm?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest skins and textures you’ve ever laid eyes on. From rainbow unicorns to dancing llamas, you’ll find it all here. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every new player gets a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. Rainbow farts.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of blocks and adventure with us! But remember, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Your real life may fade away, but your Minecraft legacy will live on forever. Join now and become a part of something truly epic!

RichCraft: Where Even the Wealthy Wonder Why They’re Playing Minecraft

affluent whites, Class, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, Identity, INEQUALITY, jew, Minecraft, perspective, perspective shift, Perspectives, Playing, prejudice, Privilege, Race, RichCraft, self-hating, sentiment, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, Theyre, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2617
Chimeras Created:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with self-hating whites who just don’t understand the true joy of building and exploring? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is like no other, with players from all walks of life coming together to create a world that is truly unique.

Forget about the mundane and embrace the weird and wonderful on our server. Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz: More Entertaining Than Watching a YouTuber

CraftyCreeperz, die off, Entertaining, Friends, motivation, Normalfags, owning a home, Vacations, Vax, Watching, watching a YouTuber, YouTuber

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of normalfags and live your best virtual life! Imagine watching a YouTuber on our server, only to discover that they are actually a secret agent trying to take over the virtual world. Join us and help foil their evil plans!

On our server, you can own a home that defies all laws of physics. Want a floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Need a secret underground lair filled with lava traps and hidden treasure? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can go on vacations to exotic virtual destinations like the Nether, the End, or even the mysterious Far Lands. Who needs a real vacation when you can explore endless virtual worlds filled with danger and adventure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to normalfags forever. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that leads all the way to the top of the virtual world!

BootyCraft: Digging for Derrieres

ass, behind, BOOTY, BootyCraft, Bottom, CHEEKY, Derrieres, desire, Digging, flirtatious, funny, humor, innuendo, japanese, playful, Provocative, question.., Slang, Suggestive, teasing, temptation, want some, お尻

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ores Mined:	2420
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “お尻か?” (you want some ass?) Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and talking sheep . They were so amazed by the madness that they couldn’t stop playing for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs . Imagine the riches you could have by just hanging out with these fabulous fowls!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret disco party every night in the Nether . You can dance the night away with zombie pigmen and skeleton DJs !

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!