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Epic Quest Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, backpedalling, buff game, clickbait thumbnail, Epic, fotm, merch, multi-parter, PARASOCIAL FUCKS, Quest, Realms, SEO title, zero integrity

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the FOTM buff game but on crack! Like, the admin is a total mastermind, they got SEO titles and clickbait thumbnails for days. It’s like they’re playing 4D chess with our minds, man.

And get this, they’re totally backpedaling on parasocial fucks, like, what even is that? I don’t know, but it sounds wild and I’m here for it. Plus, they’re always pushing their merch, like, you gotta support the cause, right?

So yeah, join this server and enter a whole new dimension of Minecraft madness. It’s like reality, but on steroids.

MommyIssues Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, controversial, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional Abuse, Family issues, Family Therapy, healing, Minecraft, MommyIssues, offensive language, personal growth, relationship dynamics, self-care, Server, step dad, surface level, Therapy, toxic behavior, verbal abuse

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Votes:	7862
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any toxic step dads ruining the fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life issues behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is when a creeper sneaks up on you! No need for therapy here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

Our server is so drama-free, even the villagers gossiping about your latest build won’t compare to the chaos of family dinners gone wrong. So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only R-word you’ll hear is “respawn”!

BlockyLoveQuest

5K loan, AITAH, apartment, Asshole, Bank, BlockyLoveQuest, comfortable, contract, four months ago, Get Married, guy, House, loan, MET, Muslim, Religious, Renewed, saying no, Telling, Traditional, Wanting

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Star Shards Collected:	60	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking out loans for virtual houses is not a thing! 🏠💸

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy stories like this one:

🤯 Imagine meeting someone in-game who promises to build you the biggest castle in all of Minecraft, only to ask you to take out a loan for the materials! 😂 Don’t worry, our virtual bank doesn’t give out loans for blocky mansions.

🤣 And if someone asks you to mine diamonds for them in exchange for a promise to pay you back later, just remember: in our server, we believe in fair trades and no shady deals! 💎💰

So come on over and join the fun – no loans required, just good times and epic builds! 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

RegrettableMC SMP

Closure, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, letting go, life choices, life experience, life lessons, mistake, moving on, never again, never repeat, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableMC, second chances, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many you won’t even believe it. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s totally legit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and claim the title of ultimate champion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to tame the elusive Ender Dragon and ride it around like a boss.

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server and gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can solve its riddles? Yeah, that’s a thing.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. So come on, let’s get weird together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

PixelPulseCraft

#sustainability, accessibility, Advancements, Automation, Communication, connectivity, convenience, creativity, digitalization, Diversity, education, efficiency, Globalization, Healthcare, innovation, internet, modern technology, opportunities, PixelPulseCraft, progress, social media

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5781
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie unicorns with diamond swords! Our server is home to the most epic virtual adventures you’ll ever experience, from building giant castles made entirely of cake to diving into a lava pit filled with marshmallows. So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your own creativity!

GreenlandNot4Sale Minecraft Server

Arctic, controversy, Danish, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandNot4Sale, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, not for sale, political tension, politician, Rebuke, response, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, strong language, territorial dispute, trump, viral moment

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

so, like, u know how trump was all like “i wanna buy greenland” and denmark was all like “nah fam, f‑‑‑ off”? well, on this minecraft server, u can be like the danish politician and tell trump to f‑‑‑ off all day long! join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to take over the world (of minecraft, that is). come join the fun and show trump who’s boss! #greenlandnotforsale #minecraftresistance

UkraineCraft: Kellogg’s Quest

100 days, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, ending war, foreign policy, government officials, international relations, Kellogg, Kelloggs, military intervention, negotiations, peace negotiations, political news, Quest, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, UkraineCraft, united states, US envoy, White House, wsj

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where trump is like, “hey kellogg, go end this war in ukraine in 100 days, k thx bye.” like, what even is happening? join this server for the most epic quests and missions, like trying to stop a war in 100 days. who knows what will happen next? maybe kellogg will ride in on a unicorn and save the day. you never know on this wild server. come join the chaos and see what happens next!

Perish or Perish Minecraft Server

academic pressure, biomedical researchers, data analysis, data integrity, Experiment, irreproducibility, Minecraft, peer review, perish.., publish or perish, replication crisis, reproducibility crisis, research culture, Research Ethics, research funding, Science, Scientific community, scientific integrity, Scientific method, scientific publishing, scientific research, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

So, like, you ever play on a Minecraft server where the science is so wack that you’ll be like “woah, dude, what even is real anymore?” Well, come join our server where we have a reproducibility crisis that will blow your mind!

Our biomedical researchers are out here trying to figure out why over 70% of them can’t reproduce another scientist’s experiment. Is it because they’re too busy trying to publish or perish? Probably! But hey, who needs reproducibility when you can have a good time on our server, am I right?

Join us and be part of the madness as we try to navigate through the chaos of science gone wrong. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to crack the code and finally figure out what’s really going on. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Ethereal Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4chan, anonymous encounters, cis girl, digital interactions, Dominant, Ethereal, fetish, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, findom, internet culture, kink, online communities, online dating, online relationships, Personal experiences, power dynamics, Realm, social media, submissive

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, bros, forget about that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances with that 4chan findom girl!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos. Who needs a cis girl when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a pickaxe in the other?

Trust me, you’ll be so addicted to our server that you’ll forget all about those crazy online encounters. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs 4chan drama when you have a whole new world to explore?

BabySnapz Minecraft Server

baby pictures, BabySnapz, Boundaries, boundaries issue, Communication, Cultural differences, culture, defending behavior, family, family dynamics, first time mum, Grandparents, in-laws, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, privacy, relationships, Religion, Respect, screen time, Server, Trust

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	5008	Zombie Dances:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we respect boundaries like they’re made of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and intrigue, just like this crazy family photo situation.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about pesky in-laws snapping pics of your pixelated baby without your permission. We take privacy seriously, even in the virtual world. Plus, who needs a camera when you can just build a monument to your baby in the game instead?

But beware, just like in this family feud, things can get heated on our server too. Will you stand up for your boundaries like a boss, or will you let the drama unfold like a Minecraft soap opera? The choice is yours!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more epic than the builds are the outrageous stories that come with them. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos instead? Let’s craft some memories together!