But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to approach it. Want a diamond sword? Just ask the unicorn! Need a castle built in record time? The unicorn’s got you covered! It’s like having your very own fairy godmother, but with way more sass.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, magic, and of course, adorable creatures that will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant broccoli monsters that shoot kale lasers from their eyes! Explore a world where carrots are actually sentient beings that will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Apple of Immortality!
But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted fruits that grant you superpowers like flying on a banana peel or turning invisible by eating a magic blueberry!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure? Come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience out there!
If flying pigs weren’t enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Dance the night away with the mysterious figure as he spins sick beats and shows off his killer dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who just want to cuddle. Dive into the treasure pit and snuggle up with these explosive creatures as you bask in the glow of diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky wonders that await you!
Our server is home to the most brilliant minds in the Minecraft community, from redstone wizards who can build functioning computers in-game to architects who can recreate the entire city of Atlantis block by block.
But beware, the intelligence level on our server is so high that players have been known to accidentally create black holes while trying to craft a simple pickaxe. So if you’re ready to have your mind blown (literally), join us now and see if you can keep up with the geniuses of Minecraft!
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while wielding a diamond sword made of pure fire. You’ll also have the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of candy and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and witches. And don’t forget about our exclusive quest to find the legendary golden llama, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can tame it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see why being bad has never felt so good!
our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us! we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a maze made entirely of diamond blocks, and a pet zombie that can do the moonwalk.
if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn any block into a giant marshmallow. plus, our community is full of friendly unicorns and magical llamas who will guide you on your journey to become the ultimate minecraft master.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re known to break out into spontaneous dance battles at any moment.
| Server Type | Survival |
|---|---|
| Server Age | 1 week |
| Community Focus | Builders and farm makers |
| Features | Themed areas, farms, redstone builds |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How old is the server? | The server is just 1 week old. |
| What type of players are you looking for? | We are looking for builders and farm makers who want to join a long lasting community. |
| What can I expect on the server? | Themed areas, lots of farms, cool redstone builds, and opportunities to build your own projects. |
| How can I get started? | Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/d4kNQJmh to get started. |
A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Proximity Voice Chat | Makes it easier to meet new people and adds fun to the server |
| Custom Cosmetic Items | LARGE amount of custom cosmetics available |
| Crates | Free crates available and seasonal crates for voting |
| Claims | Used to protect from griefing and ensure safety |
| Toggleable PvP | Option to turn PvP on or off |
| Graves | 3 graves with 24h timer for deaths |
| Waystones | Teleport to activated waystones for easier travel |
IP: thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
Is the server reset?
No, TSG has never reset and will not reset in the future.
How can I get Crate keys?
You can get Crate keys by voting on the server.
Can I toggle PvP on or off?
Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off based on your preference.
What happens if I die?
You get 3 graves with a 24-hour timer for deaths.
How can I protect my area from griefing?
Claims are used to ensure safety from griefing, and you can ban people from your claim if needed.
Is there teleportation available on the server?
Waystones allow you to teleport to activated waystones for easier travel.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave. Our server is so insane that even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of exploding!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens, a rollercoaster made entirely of cake, and a giant hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends!