But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to approach it. Want a diamond sword? Just ask the unicorn! Need a castle built in record time? The unicorn’s got you covered! It’s like having your very own fairy godmother, but with way more sass.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, magic, and of course, adorable creatures that will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant broccoli monsters that shoot kale lasers from their eyes! Explore a world where carrots are actually sentient beings that will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Apple of Immortality!
But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted fruits that grant you superpowers like flying on a banana peel or turning invisible by eating a magic blueberry!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure? Come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience out there!
If flying pigs weren’t enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Dance the night away with the mysterious figure as he spins sick beats and shows off his killer dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who just want to cuddle. Dive into the treasure pit and snuggle up with these explosive creatures as you bask in the glow of diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky wonders that await you!
Our server is home to the most brilliant minds in the Minecraft community, from redstone wizards who can build functioning computers in-game to architects who can recreate the entire city of Atlantis block by block.
But beware, the intelligence level on our server is so high that players have been known to accidentally create black holes while trying to craft a simple pickaxe. So if you’re ready to have your mind blown (literally), join us now and see if you can keep up with the geniuses of Minecraft!
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while wielding a diamond sword made of pure fire. You’ll also have the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of candy and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and witches. And don’t forget about our exclusive quest to find the legendary golden llama, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can tame it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see why being bad has never felt so good!
our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us! we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a maze made entirely of diamond blocks, and a pet zombie that can do the moonwalk.
if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn any block into a giant marshmallow. plus, our community is full of friendly unicorns and magical llamas who will guide you on your journey to become the ultimate minecraft master.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re known to break out into spontaneous dance battles at any moment.
| Server Type | Survival |
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| Server Age | 1 week |
| Community Focus | Builders and farm makers |
| Features | Themed areas, farms, redstone builds |
| Question | Answer |
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| How old is the server? | The server is just 1 week old. |
| What type of players are you looking for? | We are looking for builders and farm makers who want to join a long lasting community. |
| What can I expect on the server? | Themed areas, lots of farms, cool redstone builds, and opportunities to build your own projects. |
| How can I get started? | Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/d4kNQJmh to get started. |
A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock
| Features | Description |
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| Proximity Voice Chat | Makes it easier to meet new people and adds fun to the server |
| Custom Cosmetic Items | LARGE amount of custom cosmetics available |
| Crates | Free crates available and seasonal crates for voting |
| Claims | Used to protect from griefing and ensure safety |
| Toggleable PvP | Option to turn PvP on or off |
| Graves | 3 graves with 24h timer for deaths |
| Waystones | Teleport to activated waystones for easier travel |
IP: thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
Is the server reset?
No, TSG has never reset and will not reset in the future.
How can I get Crate keys?
You can get Crate keys by voting on the server.
Can I toggle PvP on or off?
Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off based on your preference.
What happens if I die?
You get 3 graves with a 24-hour timer for deaths.
How can I protect my area from griefing?
Claims are used to ensure safety from griefing, and you can ban people from your claim if needed.
Is there teleportation available on the server?
Waystones allow you to teleport to activated waystones for easier travel.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave. Our server is so insane that even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of exploding!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens, a rollercoaster made entirely of cake, and a giant hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends!
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.
But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!
Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!
Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!
| Server Version | 1.20.1 Modded Minecraft |
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| Requirements to Join |
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Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.
The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.
If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.
But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!