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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1441 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
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