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ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	135

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	5702	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	883
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Potions Brewed:	119
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	251538	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magic Items Found:	5072

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	5261	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crops Grown:	4777	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!