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AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Alien Abductions:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mines Excavated:	4956
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4115
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Farms Harvested:	848
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	484296	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8115	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	3076	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1252	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2768
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Emeralds Found:	8206	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Crops Grown:	1128

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!