Minimal Techno Fear and Loathing Minecraft Servers

Snowball SMP

Alt-Right, Bigotry, discrimination, extremist, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, nationalism, prejudice, racial hatred, racial superiority, racism, smp, Snowball, supremacist, white identity, white nationalism, WHITE POWER, WHITE PRIDE, White Supremacy, world-wide, Xenophobia

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	731629	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Towns Built:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, where the sun always shines and the creepers wear sunglasses! Join us on White PrideWorld Wide for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and a secret underground base where the llamas throw the best dance parties.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs and summon a chicken army at a moment’s notice. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether, where the lava flows like hot sauce and the zombie pigmen moonwalk to victory. Just watch out for the elusive Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamond armor and leaving them stranded in their undies.

So why join White PrideWorld Wide? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and befriend a talking parrot who knows all the server’s juiciest gossip? Come for the memes, stay for the madness – this is one Minecraft SMP you won’t want to miss!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

Camp, Conversation, favorite things, Food, FoodieFrenzy, frosty, groceries, grocery issue, hiding food, hurt feelings, Kid, lunch, Minecraft, non-perishable, pantry, renter, running low, schedules, School, Server, sharing, SNACKS

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of sharing your snacks with uninvited guests? Join our Minecraft server where you can hoard all the virtual snacks you want without anyone stealing them! We promise no one will hide food from you or hurt your feelings by not sharing. Plus, you can build a virtual pantry to store all your goodies safely away from greedy hands. Don’t let real-life snack thieves ruin your day, come join us for a snack-filled adventure like no other!

HouseFlipFlop

Argument, bills, Breakup, Decision making, family, finances, Friend, high school, House, HouseFlipFlop, Job, joint bank account, Mortgage, Pets, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, savings, unemployment, vet bills

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Items Found:	7410	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4660

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your ex? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists and turns.

Just like this story, our server is full of unexpected plot twists and jaw-dropping moments. From house shopping drama to financial disputes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and tough decisions, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you can handle the chaos and excitement that awaits. And remember, in this Minecraft world, anything is possible – even crazier than your ex’s demands!

DumbQsOnly Minecraft SMP

analytical thinking, challenging authority, challenging beliefs, cognitive development., critical inquiry, critical thinking, Curiosity, Deep thinking, DumbQsOnly, expanding knowledge, exploring perspectives, intellectual growth, learning, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, philosophical inquiry., questioning assumptions, questioning norms, seeking understanding, self reflection, smp, stupid questions, Thought-provoking

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with epic quests, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper in a disco party.

Why join our SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house made entirely out of TNT. And you know what? It became the most popular tourist attraction on the server! So if you’re looking for a place where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme, this is the SMP for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

So come on, don’t be a noob! Join our SMP and let the madness begin!

GrindCraft20sPayOff

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8103	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4230	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about mortgage payments? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself begged to join, but we had to turn him down because he kept griefing our builds. We have secret treasure caves filled with enchanted loot and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world responsibilities and embrace your inner block-building genius, come join us on our server. Who needs a 401k when you can have a chest full of emeralds instead?

Neolib-Free Immigration Craft

citizenship, Craft, foreign relations, foreigners, Government, immigration, immigration control, IMMIGRATION LAWS, Immigration Policy, immigration process, immigration reform, immigration regulations, immigration system, international politics, neoliberal ideology, NeolibFree, policy, Politics, putin, residency, russia, Visa, Western

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Potions Brewed:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should. first of all, putin himself is streamlining the immigration process for all u foreigners who are totally against that western ‘neoliberal ideology’. like, how crazy is that? u can come build ur blocky empire without any of that capitalist nonsense holding u back.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just run into putin himself wandering around, mining for diamonds and slaying creepers. he’s like the ultimate minecraft boss, am i right?

oh, and did i mention that there are secret underground tunnels leading to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor? u gotta be quick though, cuz word on the street is that the room is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are not too happy about intruders.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, action-packed, putin-approved minecraft server out there. trust me, u won’t regret it.

EcoCraft: Carbon Sequestration

#sustainability, atmosphere, Biodiversity, carbon, carbon footprint, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate change, climate resilience, EcoCraft, ecological balance, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, Environmental Protection, Freshwater Ecosystems, global warming, greenhouse gas reduction, Natural resources, Nature, Sequestration, Storing Carbon, Underground, water conservation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	4648	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

yo, come join our minecraft server where we fight climate change by planting trees and building underwater cities to store all that carbon. we got dolphins riding pigs, polar bears doing the macarena, and creepers planting flowers instead of exploding. plus, our freshwater ecosystems are so fresh, you can drink straight from the rivers without getting diarrhea. join us and help save the world, one block at a time!

Easy as pie tart [SMP] in the land of 1.21+

Abilities, Adventure, Buy, Combat, custom enchantments, disciplines, EASY, Economy, entrepreneur, Features, gameplay, Land, Perks, Pie, player, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Sell, skills system, smp, Survival, Tart, Trade, wealth

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Overview of Ezartla Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Land Claiming	Protect your creations from griefers with our land claiming system.
Player-Run Economy	Trade, buy, and sell with other players to amass wealth and resources.
Ranks	Earn ranks through gameplay and unlock unique perks.
Custom Enchantments	Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization.
Skills System	Level up skills in various disciplines to unlock new abilities.
Massive World	Explore a vast world 50,000 by 50,000 blocks.
Minecraft 1.21	Experience the latest version with new features and blocks.

FAQs for Ezartla Minecraft Server

1. How can I protect my creations on the server?

Use the land claiming system to protect your builds from griefers.

2. How can I earn wealth on the server?

Engage in player-run economy by trading, buying, and selling with other players.

3. How do I unlock perks and abilities?

Earn ranks through gameplay achievements to unlock unique perks.

4. What are custom enchantments and how do I get them?

Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization as you play.

5. How do I level up skills?

Hone your skills in various disciplines to unlock new abilities and become a master.

6. How big is the world on the server?

Explore a massive world that is 50,000 by 50,000 blocks.

7. What Minecraft version is the server running?

Experience the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with all its new features and mechanics.

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

1000 years in the past, 300 years in the future, alternate history, BMWF, FANTASY, female empowerment, female warriors, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, Girlboss, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Minecraft, Sci Fi, Server, speculative fiction, strong female characters, time manipulation, time period, time travel, Women empowerment, Worldbuilding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Void Gems Collected:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where history is turned upside down and inside out! Step into a world 300 years in the future where BMWs roam the land like wild horses, because who needs logic when you’re playing Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Travel back 1000 years in the past where women are girlbossing their way through battles as fierce warriors, because who says history has to be accurate in a blocky world of creativity and chaos?

Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity as we defy all expectations and have a blast building, exploring, and laughing our way through this wacky Minecraft server. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

InYourCuntCraft SMP: Unhappy & Unlucky

emotional burden, Emotional healing, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, heaviness, inner peace, InYourCuntCraft, life journey, life struggles, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, smp, unhappiness, Unhappy, Unlucky

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	520
Crops Grown:	2693	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of living in a boring world where happiness is as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of unhappiness! Join us and experience a world where every block you break is a step towards true fulfillment and joy.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately feel a weight lifted off your shoulders. The sun is shining, the pigs are oinking, and your fellow players are building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. You join in on the fun, crafting and building to your heart’s content, and suddenly, you realize that this is where you truly belong.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your fortune? Or will you let fear hold you back, like it has in your real life?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let go of your unhappiness once and for all. Who knows, you might even find true happiness in the most unexpected of places – like a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities.