KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

arms supply, arms trafficking, artillery shells, Conflict Resolution, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korea-Russia relations, North Korean weapons, political alliances, russia, russian military, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, ukraine war, War Crimes, weapons proliferation, weapons trade

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

join our epic minecraft server and help us build the ultimate defense against the evil north korea! we need all the help we can get to protect our pixelated land from their deadly artillery shells! who knew they were secretly supplying russia with weapons all this time? come join us and fight against the tyranny of north korea in the virtual world of minecraft! plus, we have free virtual pizza every friday night! don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join now!

SkyBlockAirways

airline security, airport security, aviation safety, banned devices, Bans, device attacks, DUBAI, Emirates airline, Emirates flights, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, pagers, passenger safety, prohibited items, security measures, SkyBlockAirways, Terrorism Threats., transportation safety, travel regulations, travel restrictions, walkie-talkies

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Votes:	8762	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

Breakfast, Dinner, Early, Loss, weight

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3918	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

Abilities, armor stands, Boss, Bosses, Community, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchants, eventful, Fights, Fishing, FURNACES, gameplay mechanics, HahaHexArchon, Items, Meet, Minecraft, mmo, mobs, Pets, Quests, Rollbacks, Server, Shenanigans, smp, Stats, Wiki, worlds

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crops Grown:	1364
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

HexArchon Overview

Description	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

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Our Values

We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

	We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles	Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
Trust & respect	We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
Dedicated updates	We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

Gameplay Mechanics

Custom Mobs
Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Dungeons
Quests
Abilities
Stats
Auto Farms
Furnaces
Furniture
Player Shops
Pets
Fishing
Quality-of-life Improvements

Technicals

Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
RAM	3200MHz 64GB
Storage	2TB NVME SSD
Location	US East Coast

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

BurgerCraft, Centre of Israel, Conflict, defense system, Defensive Coalition, Hits, intercepted, international relations, Iron Dome, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, national security, nothingburger, Protection, SECURITY, Server, Southern Israel, united states, War

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

argentina, Competition, decision, Disappointment, el bencho, football, LAUGH, lautardo, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Players, Potential, regret, selection, serie a, smp, Soccer, sports, talent, TEAM, Thread, top scorer

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

PramQueueSkipperAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, baby, browsing, busy, cex, Customer, Employee, Interaction, line, Mother, pram, PramQueueSkipperAITAH, Queue, second hand shop, Seething, shopping centre, skipping, transaction, uk, Waiting

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6378	Buildings Constructed:	46
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	747
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

CraftyCreeperCraziness

Absurd, asinine, Baffling, CraftyCreeperCraziness, disbelief, dumb, far-fetched, foolishness, idiocy, ignorance, illogical, irrational, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, stupidity, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server

arms control, arms trade, artillery shells, Conflict, Defense, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military alliances, military cooperation, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, North Korea, NorthKoreanArtillery, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, weapons, Western intelligence

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mines Excavated:	2498
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz we got half of Russia’s artillery shells sourced from North Korea! like, can u even imagine the chaos and explosions happenin’ here?! it’s like a war zone but in Minecraft, so u can blow stuff up without gettin’ in trouble with the law. plus, we got secret intel from Western Intelligence, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now before Putin finds out and tries to shut us down! #MinecraftWarZone #NorthKoreaExplosions #JoinOrDie

NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest

Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, iran, Israel, Middle East conflict, Military Action, military intervention, nuclear proliferation, nuclear strike, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, preemptive strike, presidential directive, Quest, security threat, trump, Trumps, united states, Urgent, war strategy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Towns Built:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Farms Harvested:	270
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Trump is urging Israel to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later just to get a chance to play on it!

imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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