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SerialCraft: Where even the creepers are better at relationships than her ex!

controversy, CREEPERS, gossip, Infamous, judgement, Marriage, marrying, masturbator, public perception, relationships, Rumors, scandal, Serial, SerialCraft, social norms, societal expectations, speculation, stigma, tabloid, TEASED, Unconventional, unconventional relationships

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to its clucking majesty. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also where the infamous serial masturbator found love and got married. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect place to find true love? So come join us and see if you can find your soulmate among the pixelated chaos.

KpopCraft: Where Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian Females Rule the Minecraft World!

appreciation, arab, asian, central, Central Asian, culture, Diversity, Entertainment, Fandom, Females, Global, Identity, influence, Kpop, KpopCraft, Latinx, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Music, Phenomenon, representation, rule, social media, Stereotypes, trend, world

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join us and you’ll find a community of Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian females who are obsessed with Kpop for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is so lit that even Kpop stars can’t resist joining in on the fun!

We’ve got crazy events like virtual Kpop concerts where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. Plus, our server is so diverse that you’ll never run out of new friends to meet and adventures to go on.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Kpop sensation in the Minecraft world.

Pixel Peepers Playground: Where Kiara’s Tits Swing and Creepers Explode!

CREEPERS, explode, Kiaras, Peepers, PIXEL, Playground, SWING, tits

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7546
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. We have more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween.

During her streams, our admin once accidentally turned a pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand. True story, bro. And don’t even get us started on the time our players built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a herd of cats on catnip, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘play ffxiv!’ is just a suggestion

Adventure, Battles, catgirls, Character customization, Crafty, Dungeons, Exploration, fantasy world, FFXIV, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, leveling up, Magic, McCraftface, mmorpg, multiplayer, online gaming, Play, play ffxiv, Quests, role-playing game, suggestion, video games, virtual world

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	2669
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have CATGIRLS! That’s right, you can have your very own catgirl companion to help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who can grant you special powers like flying and invisibility. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Virgins Unite! Minecraft Server – Where even creepers get more action than you!

action, blocky, CREEPERS, double standards, incel, involuntary virgin, judgment, Masculinity, Minecraft, Misogyny, peer pressure, relationships, Respect, seduction, self esteem, self worth, Server, sex, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, unite, VIRGINITY, Virgins

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of listening to advice from involuntary virgins? Want to join a Minecraft server where only the most seductive players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have successfully seduced countless mobs and villagers. Join us and learn the ways of the seduction master! Who needs diamonds when you can have charm? Holy kek, this server is where the real players are at!

Egirl Emporium: Where Friendship is Optional and Diamonds are Forever

diamonds, EGirl, egirls, Emporium, female friendships, friendship, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, online communities, online interactions, Optional, relationships, self worth, social dynamics, social isolation, social media, Stereotypes, support systems, toxic masculinity, validation

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where egirls unite in a quest to find true friendship and avoid thirsty gamers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but only the good kind, we promise).

Our server is the perfect place for egirls to come together and show the world that they can be besties too, despite what the rumors may say. Plus, we have a strict no-thirsty-gamers policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll only be surrounded by genuine friendships and wholesome vibes.

So come on, join us and see why all the cool egirls are hanging out here. Who knows, you might just find your new BFF (or at least a hilarious meme or two). Let’s show the world that egirls can stick together and have a blast while doing it!

DesensitizedCraft: Where zombies are just misunderstood neighbors and creepers are your new BFFs

begging, BFF’s, coping mechanisms, CREEPERS, desensitization, desensitization process, desensitization to explicit content, desensitization to violence, desensitized, DesensitizedCraft, effect, emotional numbness, emotional response, Gore, mental health, misunderstood, neighbors, porn, pray more, Psychology, sensitivity, SUICIDE, Trauma, triggers, zombies

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5393	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that will truly shock you is how epic our gameplay is! Forget about gore and porn, we’ve got creepers exploding and zombies chasing after you – now that’s real horror!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only thing you’ll be begging for is more diamonds. Our server is so addicting, you’ll be praying for more time to play (and maybe for a little luck with those rare drops).

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft adventure. Who needs therapy when you’ve got a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sleep schedule might).

YeehawCraft: Where American hegemony is worse than creepers

American, American hegemony, bad, control, CREEPERS, freedom, global dominance, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, global politics, global power, hegemonic, hegemony, imperialism, influence, international relations, military supremacy, power, SUPERPOWER, united states, wealth, world domination, WORSE, YeehawCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Tired of American hegemony ruining all the fun in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of freedom and wealth brought upon by the evil Americans! Join us and experience a world where chaos reigns supreme and you can build your wildest dreams without the oppressive influence of the red, white, and blue. So come on, join us and stick it to the man by playing some blocks!

OopsCraft: Did I Just Screw Up?

anxiety, blunder, error, Guilt, Insecurity, introspection, misstep, mistake, OopsCraft, overthinking, Questioning, regret, remorse, Screw, second guessing, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-blame, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-sabotage, uncertainty

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of lava. And don’t forget to watch out for the elusive diamond-encrusted creeper that explodes with confetti instead of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon and pork chops. Join his army and conquer the land, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity… in the best way possible!

FinlandCraft: USA’s Backup Plan

American soldier, Article 11, Article 12, Article 6, backup, constitution, crime, defense treaty, finland, FinlandCraft, jurisdiction, justice department, legal troubles, minister of defense, Parliament, Plan, responsibilities, Russian troll, September 2024, terms, Trouble, unconstitutional, Usa, USAs, Vote

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Emeralds Found:	5918

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Finnish government can’t seem to figure out what’s going on! Join now for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand as we navigate through legal troubles and questionable treaties.

Our server is so wild that even the Finlands minister of defense had to travel all the way to the USA just to sign a treaty, only to have it thrown around like a hot potato by the justice department. Who needs clear terms when you can have drama and confusion instead?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to vote on whether or not the treaty will actually be legally binding, because why not add some democracy into the mix? Will it be in effect by September 2024, or will it be thrown out faster than a creeper explosion?

And don’t forget about Article 6, 11, and 12 – they’re so controversial that they might as well be straight out of a conspiracy theory. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so entangled in political drama?

So come on down to our server for a truly unique experience that even a Russian troll would find hard to believe. Join now and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for any American soldiers causing trouble in Finland, because apparently that’s a possibility too!