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BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

All, BlockyBalls69, cock tributes, cocks, doing.., Golf, kik, Minecraft, Mini, minigolf30, NL, Pay, Play, send pics, sendnudes, Server, Tribute

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale

abhorrence, battle, Behavior, blocky, Condemnation, Contempt, controversial, criticism, debate, disdain, disgust, Ethics, great debate, hatred, Humanity, judgment, Loathing, morality, PIXEL, Pundits, reprehensible, Royale.., society, universal reviled, VALUES

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we settle the age-old debate: which is more universally reviled and reprehensible – creepers or skeletons?

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, ready to blow you to smithereens. But wait, here come the skeletons riding on top of spiders, shooting arrows at you from a distance. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… hilarious!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends to see who can survive the longest against these dastardly foes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But beware, for the legendary Ender Dragon lurks nearby, waiting to swoop down and snatch away your precious loot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove once and for all which mob is truly the most reviled and reprehensible in all of Minecraft!

GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

Adventure, Call, Call Me, consoles, Entertainment, escapism, Fun, GameRx, games, Gaming, Hospital, Interactive, mental health, Minecraft, mobile, morning, multiplayer, PC, Relaxation, Single player, stress relief, Technology, Therapy, Video, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

AUTHORITY, Choice, conformity, control, Crafting, CREEPERS, Dystopia, Escape, fear, freedom, Fun, futuristic, Government, hey, love, Manipulation, Oppression, power, Propaganda, Rebellion, Régime, society, speculative fiction, Surveillance, TotalCraft, totalitarian, tyranny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	124
Love Letters Sent:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Australian-free, Brit, British, British accents, british culture, british food, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, british people, british slang, British society, British traditions, CREEPERS, Europe, Minecraft, new, no aussies, no nonces, nonces-free, tea, United Kingdom

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

Minecrafty McLeaguey – Where LOL meets Minecraft in the most epic way possible!

Account Stats, blood moon, Builds, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, game updates, High Noon Event, league of legends, lol, lolalytics, lolg, McLeaguey, meets, Minecraft, minecrafty, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, u.gg, Upcoming Content, VPBE, zed, Zyra

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will battle it out in a Blood Moon showdown like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is constantly updated with the latest patch notes and PBE updates, so you’ll always be ahead of the game. Check out our builds and account stats to dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our model viewer lets you see your favorite champions in all their glory, and our OP pastebin has all the insider tips and tricks you need to become a Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the craziness that awaits you!

RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!

Afterlife, BELIEF, Consciousness, death, dream, Eternity, euphoria, Existential, Heaven, Hell, Hope, Mystery, Peace, perspective, Reincarnation, RespawnRUs, setback, Soul, speculation, spirituality, temporary, unknown

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-warping Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the laws of physics don’t apply, where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. This server is like stepping into a psychedelic wonderland where anything is possible.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant the eater eternal life and unlimited building materials. But beware, for the bacon is guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who are not to be trifled with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a portal to the Netherworld, where players can battle fearsome demons and collect rare treasures. Will you dare to enter and claim your prize?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you can unravel the mysteries of this bizarre and fantastical Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh trying.

GundamSeedMC: Where every OP/ED is God-tier!

action, animation, Anime, ED, ending, Favorite, God-tier, GODTIER, Gundam Destiny, Gundam Seed, GundamSeedMC, japanese, Mecha, Music, op, OPED, Opening, Robots, Seed ED4, Seed OP2, series, Soundtrack, television, theme song

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Farms Harvested:	856	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the battles in Gundam Seed/Destiny? Look no further, because our server is like the Strike Freedom of the Minecraft world – OP AF!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mobile suit while dodging creepers and zombies like a true Coordinator. Our OP OPs and EDs will have you feeling like you’re piloting the Freedom Gundam itself, soaring through the skies and taking down enemies left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Gundam Seed/Destiny Minecraft adventure. Trust us, it’s so good even Lacus Clyne would approve.

Blocky Bantz Club: Where Every Pixel is a Joke!

Audience, Bantz, blocky, broadcasting, built for BBC, club, collaboration, Communication, CONTENT, creativity, Digital, Entertainment, innovation, JOKE, Journalism, Media, Network, News, PIXEL, production, programming, Radio, storytelling, Technology, television

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7092
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of big black cats? Look no further, because our server was literally built for bbc – that’s right, Big Black Cats! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft, and they’re just waiting for you to come and tame them.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your Minecraft career. Who knows what kind of crazy creatures and treasures you’ll discover along the way – maybe even a Big Black Cat riding a Diamond Chicken!

CityCraft: Where Minecraft meets real life…kinda

Boston, Chicago, Cities, Citycraft, culture, East Coast, Fake, History, landmarks, life…kinda, meets, Midwest, Minecraft, new york city, Northeast, Philadelphia, Population, real, san francisco, tourism, travel, U.S, Urban, washington d.c., west coast

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be based on real cities like New York City, Washington D.C., Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago, and San Francisco? Well, guess what? They’re all FAKE! But fear not, because our server is the REAL DEAL! We have recreated all of these iconic cities block by block, complete with famous landmarks and bustling streets. Want to build a skyscraper in Times Square? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos in the White House? Knock yourself out! Join us now for a truly authentic urban Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, all of the others are fake – except for us!