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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2051 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 40 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!