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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8023 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Are you tired of boring tourist traps and looking for a new adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time visiting overrated landmarks when you can join our server and explore a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans?
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against a horde of evil chickens plotting world domination, or even participate in our annual “Build-a-Llama” competition where the most creative llama creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. So say goodbye to boring tourist destinations and hello to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!
