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CraftyLocks – Your Phone’s Wallpaper Says You Need to Join This Minecraft Server ASAP! 😂📱 #MinecraftSwag

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Players Killed by Monsters:	9116	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	3489	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your phone’s wallpaper/lockscreen can dictate your destiny in the game? Well, look no further because on our server, the creepier your wallpaper, the stronger your powers! Imagine unleashing a horde of zombie pigs just by unlocking your phone – it’s a true power move in the world of blocky adventures. So if you’re ready to show off your edgy wallpaper and dominate the pixelated landscape, join us now! Who knew your phone could be the key to victory in Minecraft?!

Pixel Middle Finger

AGGRESSIVE, anger, Angry, bad attitude, Confrontation, CURSE, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., expletive, Finger, Frustration, fuck you, get spaghettified, hate, Hostile, inappropriate language, insult, middle, negative emotions, offensive, PIXEL, Revenge, Rude

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Emeralds Found:	6565
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll get spaghettified in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).

So why join our server? Because why the heck not! Come get spaghettified with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, loser! 🤪🍝💥🐔🌈💎🚽

Blocktopia: Where Botswana meets Mongolia!

Adventure, African safari, blocktopia, botswana, Central Asia, culture, desert, Exploration, Gobi Desert, horseback riding, indigenous people, landscapes, meets, mongolia, Nomads, okavango delta, Remote Locations, Safari, Traditions, travel, unique experiences, wildlife

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	220
Farms Harvested:	192	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	1154	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Animals Bred:	166	Zombie Dances:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join us on this server and you’ll find yourself in a world where Botswana and Mongolia have merged into one crazy land filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs who will challenge you to a dance-off for precious diamonds.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where the skeletons throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Pixel Pals: Where Trannies and Pokemons Unite

augmented reality, blackrock, controversy, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, in-game transactions, LGBTQ, mobile app, mobile game, MONEY, Niantic, PALS, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, pokemons, Rumors, speculation, Technology, trannies, tranny, Transgender, unite, update, virtual world

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Towns Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where Trannies roam freely, battling it out in epic Pokemon battles. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Niantic took Blackrock money to fund this server – talk about scandalous! Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

RoboBaeCraft: Where AI GFs are the real threat to women

adaptation, ai, Artificial Intelligence, attractiveness, Ban, Competition, discussion, Evolution, feminism, Future, gender dynamics, gfs, interspecies, male attention, real, relationships, RoboBaeCraft, robotic GFs, shame, society, Technology, threat, Women

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the dangerous world of Minecraft, where alliances are formed and friendships are tested. But that’s not all – we have a secret weapon that will change the game forever!

Once you join our server, you will be part of a groundbreaking experiment that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Our technology will shake the very foundations of the gaming world, forcing players to rethink their strategies and adapt to survive.

But beware, this new technology poses a threat to the female species like never before. Women will have to fight for male attention like never before, leading to a battle of epic proportions. Will you adapt and thrive, or will you be left behind to DIE out?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCraze: Where Creepers Can’t Bring You Down!

Boredom, BRING, CraftyCraze, CREEPERS, Depressed, desire for change, feeling lost, ISOLATION, lack of fulfillment, lack of interest, lack of motivation, Loneliness, longing for happiness, need for companionship, need for social connection, rejection, Sadness, school struggles, seeking purpose, self worth, struggling with classes, unhappiness, yearning for joy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all your depression and loneliness will disappear like magic! Join us and say goodbye to your boring day-to-day life filled with accounting and IT classes.

On our server, you’ll never feel alone again because you’ll be surrounded by a community of friends who will always have your back. And who needs girls when you can have the coolest Minecraft buddies ever?

Forget about getting rejected for the 3rd year in a row, because on our server, you’ll be the most wanted player around. Your skills will be legendary, and your smile will never leave your face!

So why wait? Join our server now and start your epic adventure filled with fun, laughter, and endless possibilities. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Oyakocraft: Where chicken and egg come together in perfect harmony!

Asian cuisine, chicken, chicken and egg rice bowl, comfort food, DELICIOUS, easy recipe, Egg, family favorite, Harmony, homemade, japanese food, Oyakocraft, Oyakodon, perfect, Savory, Traditional

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can indulge in your love for oyakodon like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with CHICKENS and EGGS as you embark on a quest to create the ultimate oyakodon dish in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret CHICKEN NINJA clan who will teach you the ancient art of stealth and poultry mastery. Sneak up on unsuspecting chickens and snatch their eggs without them ever knowing – it’s a skill that will come in handy when you’re trying to impress your friends with your oyakodon cooking skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a GIANT CHICKEN BOSS roaming the server, guarding a treasure trove of rare ingredients that will take your oyakodon to the next level. Defeat the boss and claim your prize, but beware – the chicken’s wrath is not to be taken lightly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our CLUCKTASTIC Minecraft server and let the oyakodon adventures begin!

PunishCraft: Where Petty Crimes Lead to Epic Consequences!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1570	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we settle all debates with a good old-fashioned game of blocky warfare! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress, only to have it raided by sneaky thieves who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But fear not, for justice is swift on our server. Those caught stealing will be sentenced to a hilarious punishment, such as being forced to wear a pumpkin on their head for eternity or having to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of pixelated chaos. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, depending on how many times you steal from them).

Alien Invaders: Phase LOL – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

#youtube, Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Archive, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Ex-Tsunderia, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, Invaders, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, lol, Minecraft, phase, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Friends, Prism, Remilia Nephys, Reverie Extended, Sayu Sincronisity, Server, tcgia, Thread Template, twitch, twitter, Ultimate, VOD, Yubicraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9611	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further than this server that’s so crazy, it’ll make your blocky head spin! Join now for a chance to team up with Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders – they’re like the Avengers, but with pickaxes and creepers!

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri, or creating redstone contraptions with Dizzy Dokuro – the possibilities are endless! And don’t even get us started on the adventures you’ll have with Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko – it’s like a virtual party that never ends!

But wait, there’s more! Join the Phase Friends like Lia from Phase Connect, Prism, Ex-Tsunderia, Sayu Sincronisity, VReverie Extended, Kawaii, Idol Corp, and even Yubicraft! It’s a community so awesome, even Steve would be jealous!

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this server now and let your creativity run wild – just don’t blame us if you get addicted! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave – it’s like a diamond in the rough, but way more fun!

Glassy McSwordface

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!

Join us and witness the INSANE battles that take place daily between players armed with nothing but carrots and feather dusters. Don’t worry, we have a strict “no actual weapons” policy to keep things interesting!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary ESL (Evil Sheep Legion) who roam the land terrorizing unsuspecting players with their diabolical plans. Will you join forces with them or stand against their woolly tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, even the blocks have a mind of their own!

Crafty Kekistan: The Ultimate ‘/Pol/’ Meet Up

/Pol/ Meet Up, #meet new people, Adventure, arizona, Burger Land, Crafty, Exploring, friendship, fun times, hanging out, Kekistan, local attractions, Meet, meet-up, Pine-Strawberry Arizona, POL, road trip, SightSeeing, socializing, travel, travel buddies, travel plans, Ultimate, united states, vacation

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to travel to Burger Land – a place where the burgers are as big as your head!

But that’s not all! Our server is located in Pine-Strawberry Arizona, a place where the pine trees are made of strawberry jelly and the cows moo to the tune of country music.

So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to explore this wacky world with your fellow players. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

Join now and let the fun begin!