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BagCraft – Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Server, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with insane challenges and outrageous events that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join our server for the chance to battle the legendary Perorodzilla in an indoors showdown that will test your skills like never before. Or team up with your friends to take on the Fury of Set with special armor that will make you feel invincible (until you’re not).

But that’s not all! We’ve got 2x lessons, scrimmages, commissions, and normals to keep you busy and leveling up like a pro. Plus, our banners feature characters like Umika, Tsubaki, and Izuna who are ready to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

bathroom humor, dirty job, dirty work, Employee, employment, FACTORY, factory job, factory jokes, funny, funny job, gross job, humor, Job, job jokes, Minecraft, Poop, poop factory, poop jokes, smelly job, smelly work, smp, stinky job, work, work humor, work jokes

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Buildings Constructed:	35
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

CraftyCouple, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family photos, family traditions, guest list, Minecraft, plus one, seating arrangements, Server, sibling relationships, table arrangements, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette for guests, wedding etiquette rules, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding guests, wedding planning, wedding planning stress, wedding planning tips, wedding seating

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Animals Bred:	158
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

aita, begged, BELIEF, christmas, custody order, customs, decision, Drama, family, GOD, Halloween, holidays, pressured, Religion, Religious, religious days, Respect, StepFamCraft, stepfamily, Unhappy

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

HoleyUndiesNoProbMinecraft, smp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

YouthfulMinecraftFun

“Youth, Abilities, activities, aging, aging process, capabilities, changes, childhood memories, growing up, hobbies, LIMITATIONS, Nostalgia, past experiences, pastimes, physical abilities, physical limitations, Reminiscing, restrictions, YouthfulMinecraftFun

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

HamasTunnelCrawl

Conflict, controversy, current events, gaza, Graffiti, Hamas, HamasTunnelCrawl, London, Maps, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, protest, public transportation, rape tunnels, Subway, Terrorism, Transportation, uk, Underground, Vandalism

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Love Quest Minecraft Server

emotional investment, giving love, love, love and balance, love and commitment, Love And Communication, love and effort, love and emotions, love and expectations, love and fulfillment, love and reciprocity, love and relationships, love and satisfaction, love and trust, Love And Understanding, love and vulnerability, love reciprocation, Minecraft, point of love, Quest, receiving love, Server, unrequited love

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated in your love life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that! Our players will shower you with so much love and support, you’ll feel like the most cherished diamond in the mineshaft.

Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and heartwarming friendships. Build your own love castle and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you have a whole virtual world of love waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and experience a love like no other. Because on our server, love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a way of life.

Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, amusing, color change, color swap, Creative, FANTASY, funny, Green.., haha, humor, hypothetical scenario, imagination, Imagine, Map, map alteration, mind game, Minecraft, playful, red, smp, visual change, what if, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where the grass is red and the sky is purple – that’s right, our server is like a psychedelic dream come true!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get this party started!

License2Craft Minecraft Server

background check, Boundaries, Drivers license, family dynamics, family opinions, financial reasons, future mother in law, health concerns, Health Insurance, health issues, License2Craft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal information, privacy, privacy rights, relationship boundaries, respecting privacy, Server, WIBTA, work sabbatical

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Alien Abductions:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	55	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with nosy future in-laws who think they have a right to your personal information? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where your privacy is respected and your driver’s license is safe from prying eyes!

We offer a safe haven for those who are tired of being interrogated by their future mother-in-law about their past. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about invasive background checks or judgmental family members.

Join now and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what adventures await you!

So come on down to our server and leave your driver’s license worries behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?