Join our server for a chance to uncover hidden family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover you have a long-lost twin who was actually a creeper in disguise all along!

Don’t worry about bringing up these shocking revelations with your in-game parents, they’re too busy mining for diamonds to care. And if any alleged aunts try to butt into your business, just tell them to go build their own family tree elsewhere.

So come on down to our server, where the drama is as intense as a mob siege and the mysteries are as deep as a mineshaft. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game…unless you accidentally fall into the void, then you’re on your own.