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SlothSMP: Where the only thing faster than the server is a sloth on caffeine!

bedrock, Caffeine, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Faster, Hardcore, java, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, sloth, SlothSMP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims for build protection Rewarding rank system Dynamic economy Dedicated PvP arena Peaceful gameplay outside the arena
IP Address	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with version 1.20.6 and later?	Yes, you can join the server with version 1.20.6 or later.
Are there land claims to protect my builds?	Yes, the server features land claims to safeguard your builds.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we have a rewarding rank system for players.
Can I engage in PvP battles on the server?	Yes, there is a dedicated PvP arena for players who enjoy battling.
Is the gameplay peaceful outside the PvP arena?	Yes, the server maintains a peaceful atmosphere outside the PvP arena.

CraftyOhio Socials Server

CraftyOhio, Ohio, ohio adults, ohio casual encounters, ohio community, ohio dating, ohio events, ohio friends, ohio fun, ohio girls, ohio hookup, ohio meetups, ohio nightlife, ohio party, ohio singles, ohio sluts, ohio socials, ohio women, Server, Sluts, sluts and socials, socials

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Star Shards Collected:	205	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Crops Grown:	7086	Votes:	6894
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

On our server, you can build your very own strip club, host wild parties with your friends, and even participate in our weekly twerking competitions. Oh, and did I mention the exclusive “socials” section? That’s where all the drama goes down. You never know who you might meet – or what scandalous secrets they might be hiding.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join ohio sluts & socials today and let your inner party animal run wild. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door – things tend to get a little…crazy around here.

SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP

bater punheta, Brasileiro, cuck, Discord, DMs, dumb, dumbfurryloser, expose, feioso, fill, hentai, imbecil, leitao, Loli, mandam no discord, oink, Oink oink, punheta, shota, SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP, stupid

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	638
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the wildest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground loli and shota hentai trading ring that will blow your mind! And if that’s not enough, our players love to expose themselves for anyone who wants it – talk about dedication to the game!

But wait, there’s more! Our Brazilian player base is always ready to show off their punheta skills and follow any crazy orders given on Discord. It’s like a wild party that never stops!

So come join us on Discord at dumbfurryloser_ and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, things can get a little…weird. Oink oink!

SnowflakeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, American, American friend, Bitch, disgrace, English, essay, family, fed up, first language, half Italian, half Viet, ignoring, jokes, lashing out, library, mad, Minecraft, Server, SnowflakeCraft, studying, Vietnamese, White

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2835
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of friends constantly roasting you for being “white”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world drama by building your dream world with blocks. No more feeling like a disgrace to your family – here, you’re the master builder of your own destiny!

Vent your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment, where no one will judge you for not knowing Vietnamese or any other language. Let your creativity shine brighter than your friend’s jokes about your whiteness. And hey, if you need to let off some steam, just build a TNT cannon and blow up some creepers – it’s therapeutic, we promise!

So come join us on our server, where the only language you need to know is Minecraft. Leave the drama at the door and let the blocks do the talking. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures together and forget about those pesky real-life problems. See you in the Minecraft world, where you can be whoever you want to be – no judgments, just fun!

ShowerFirstOrBust

apartment, bathroom, CAR, Communication, dialogue, diet, emergency, Food, Friends, Frustrated, impolite, lack of manners, Manners, mealtime, peepee, periods, Rent, rent payment, roommate etiquette, shower, ShowerFirstOrBust

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server where bathroom etiquette is a top priority? Look no further! Join our server where we offer virtual bathrooms for all your emergency needs. No more waiting 45 minutes for someone to finish their business, because on our server, everyone gets a turn!

We understand the importance of sharing vital resources, just like offering the bathroom before it’s locked for a long time. Our server promotes good manners and consideration for others, just like how our mom’s poop smells A LOT, so she offers everyone to pee/brush their teeth before she stinks the place up.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where bathroom monopolization is a thing of the past. Don’t be stuck with an emergency, join our server and never worry about bathroom etiquette again!

MovieTwistMinecraftSMP

Cinema, Climax, ending, film, Finale, jaw-dropping, Movie, movie climax, movie ending, movie twist, MovieTwistMinecraftSMP, plot twist, shock, Shocking.., Surprise, surprise ending, Twist, twist ending, unexpected, unexpected ending, Unpredictable

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Towns Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes through your tunnel, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. Last week, we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it, one player even rode into battle on a giant chicken!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and hilarious as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and surprises waiting for you on our server. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Block Breakup Blunders

BLOCK, Blunders, Breakup

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Mines Excavated:	4742	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you get over that heartbreak in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and let the power of pixelated blocks heal your broken heart. Build a fortress so strong that not even your ex’s apologies can break through. Dig deep into the earth and find treasures that will make you forget all about that jerk who broke your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of love experts who will give you the best advice on how to move on and find someone even better. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Minecraft be your rebound relationship. Who knows, you might even find love in a creeper!

BradleyCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, BradleyCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, firepower, FOREIGN AID, legend, Military, military assistance, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military support, military technology, Minecraft, Old US Bradleys, Server, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US army, War, weapons

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	98
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a wild ride through a land of craziness and epicness, ya feel me?

So, get this, right? We got these old US Bradleys in Ukraine, and they’re like becoming LEGENDS, bro! It’s like they’re coming to life and wreaking havoc on all the noobs in the server. It’s insane, man!

When you join this server, you’ll be like a warrior in a battle for survival. You’ll be slaying dragons, building epic castles, and making alliances with other players. It’s like a freakin’ movie, dude!

And let me tell ya, when you finally get your hands on the weapons you need, you’ll be unstoppable. You’ll be like a god among mortals, raining down destruction on anyone who dares to challenge you.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server now and show the world what you’re made of! Let’s do this!

Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

Afghanistan, Babes, banned, bare faces, blocky, faces, female rights, gender discrimination, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, restrictive laws, Taliban, Taliban control, Taliban laws, Taliban oppression, Taliban restrictions, VOICES, women’s autonomy, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, women’s representation, women’s visibility, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but for gamers, except we don’t ban women’s voices or bare faces, we ban boring players and ugly builds!

We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!

Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!

LoveCraftedBrains

brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain mapping, brain regions, brain scans, brain stimulation, Cerebral Cortex, cognitive functions, cognitive psychology, emotional response, fMRI, functional magnetic resonance imaging, love, LoveCraftedBrains, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, research, types of love

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Votes:	7127
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

so like, u ever wonder what luv looks like in ur brain? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got scientists using fancy machines to see where ur brain lights up when u think about luv. it’s like a rave party in ur head, dude! join us and unlock the mysteries of luv in the most lit way possible. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour for those who can show us their brain’s luv vibes. come on, join us and let’s get funky with luv in minecraft!