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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6762 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 8905 |
| Ores Mined: | 6081 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
So, like, this server is totally insane, man. Like, we got this theory that playing on our server can, like, cure cat-scratch disease or something. I mean, who needs doctors when you got Minecraft, right? And get this, dude, we also think it can, like, prevent psychotic disorders. Like, you’ll be so chill and relaxed after playing on our server, you won’t even remember what stress feels like. So, like, join now and say goodbye to all your problems, man. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.
