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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1431 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic blockhead? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where one player literally looms over his fellow Latino players. That’s right, he’s so tall that he has to duck to avoid hitting his head on the clouds! And that’s not all – rumor has it that he can build an entire castle in the time it takes you to mine one measly block of dirt. So if you want to join a server where the players are larger than life and the adventures are out of this world, come join us today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
