Minecraft Village Farm Guide Minecraft Servers

BasedPoland Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Zombie Dances:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

cougars, MilfCraft, SMASH, smp, youd

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Votes:	1367
Villages Defended:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

ZillaCraft Minecraft Server

blended family, bridezilla, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, half siblings, Minecraft, Server, sibling dynamics, step-family, strained relationships, wedding invite, wedding planning, ZillaCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	8080	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your big day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a drama-free wedding experience!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you build, mine, and explore in peace. No need to worry about inviting estranged half siblings or dealing with disapproving parents – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds!

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers. Say goodbye to bridezilla moments and hello to endless fun on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after without the family drama!

NephewNaggin’PubScoldAITA

AUTHORITY, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Cultural, disagreement, discipline, escalation, family, intervention, nephew, NephewNagginPubScoldAITA, parenting, Public, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, vacation

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to unleash their inner disciplinarian! Are you tired of unruly kids throwing rocks near you at the lake? Join us and let out your frustrations by yelling at virtual children who misbehave. Our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills in a safe and pixelated environment.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the special power-up of child-locking all the doors in our virtual world, just like in real life! No more pesky kids opening car doors while you’re driving at high speeds – we’ve got you covered.

And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!

BoomCraft: Survivors’ Revenge

atomic bomb, BOOMCRAFT, devastation, Hell, hiroshima, historical events, History, Humanity, Japan, long-term effects, Memory, nagasaki, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Peace, Revenge, survivors, survivors stories, Tragedy, Trauma, War, world war II

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	8
Magic Items Found:	2147	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of pure atomic bombs. That’s right, we’ve got an explosive paradise just waiting for you to join!

Our server is so lit, even Japan’s last survivors are like “Dang, that’s some next level stuff!” Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the thrill of blowing up everything in sight. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got atomic bombs, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, once you go atomic bomb hell, you can’t go back! Let’s blow stuff up together, baby!

VapeCrafters: Mindful Miners

addiction, coping mechanisms, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health challenges, mental health education, mental health effects, mental health recovery, mental health research., Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental health therapy, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindful, miners, nicotine, quitting smoking, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

so like, u kno how vaping is all the rage now? well guess what, on our server, we have a whole vaping district where u can puff away to ur heart’s content. but watch out, cuz the mobs might get addicted too and start blowing smoke rings at u. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least ur mental health will be in tip-top shape from all the nicotine, right? come join us and see for urself!

Simple Survival MP

Claims, Connection, Creative, Cross-Play, dragon fight, Earth, east coast USA, Economy, End.., game mode, Moderators, PERMISSIONS, Plugins, PvE, PvP, rules, smp, Survival, Time Played, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Fresh new vanilla SMP world. Simple Quality of Life plugins enabled. Claims grow with time! Currently have a biweekly End opening to allow for fresh content and a new dragon fight.

Small player driven economy with permissions based off game-mode and time played!

Survival and Creative worlds.

Active moderators and simple rules.

Hosted on East Coast USA with solid connection.

simplesmp.hopto.org

CraftyVerse – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	205
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Our server is like no other, with a logo that will make your eyes pop out of your head in amazement.

Previously on our server, we had players battling it out in epic PvP matches, building the craziest structures you’ve ever seen, and taming dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest patch notes include adding new dimensions to explore, new mobs to fight, and even a mode where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken.

What is our server all about, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild, where you can team up with friends to take on epic quests, and where you can become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And did we mention the new characters we’ve added? From a ninja turtle with laser eyes to a unicorn riding a skateboard, our server has it all.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Join us now and let the madness begin!

SnowlessSMP – “I’ve never seen snow in Minecraft SMP”

Coastal Living, coastal snow, coastal snowfall, coastal snowflakes, coastal snowscape, coastal snowstorm, Ive, Minecraft, never seen snow, smp, Snow, snowless adventure, snowless climate, snowless experience, snowless journey, snowless landscape, snowless life, snowless phenomenon, snowless terrain, snowless wonder, SnowlessSMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Potions Brewed:	71	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	58
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience snow for the first time in your virtual life! Our server is located in a magical land where it snows all year round, even in the middle of summer. Dive into our snowy wonderland and build snowmen, have epic snowball fights, and maybe even find a hidden ice castle filled with treasures. Who needs real snow when you can have a winter wonderland at your fingertips? Join now and let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

CraftyAlcoholBan Minecraft Server

accident, AITAH, alcohol, CAR, CraftyAlcoholBan, Disrespect, Driver, Friends, long tail tags, Minecraft, Opinions, parents, Possession, pulled over, RESPONSIBILITY, REWARD, Risk, Server, trip, Trust, under 21

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of taking all the fall for your friends’ shenanigans? Do you want to avoid the risk of getting in trouble while still having a blast? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a virtual minecart!

Forget about the stress of being the responsible one in your group – on our server, the only thing you’ll be crashing is blocks! No need to worry about getting pulled over by virtual cops or dealing with virtual accidents. Plus, you can still have a wild time with your friends without any real-life consequences.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs alcohol when you have the thrill of mining and crafting? Trust us, it’s a lot safer and a whole lot more fun!