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Crafty Dicks – Where Minecraft meets questionable website reviews

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of deranged pandas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of cake and cookies. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, literally.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

BaguetteCraft: Where the only thing getting chopped is creepers!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world.

Why join, you ask? Well, our server is so insane that even a French butcher selling pork got kidnapped and beaten for it! And guess what? He made TikTok videos about it!

On our server, you can sell anything you want, from halal to pork, without fear of being kidnapped by mysterious men in a van. And if anyone dares to attack you, just tell them to come see you in the game!

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll have your own crazy story to tell about your time on our server. Just remember, it’s all about learning to “live together” in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Crafty Husbands Minecraft – Where Men Get Allowance and Women Rule the Train on Women’s Day!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a totally wacky way! Join us and experience a world where gender inequality doesn’t exist because all the creepers are actually feminists fighting for equal rights!

Forget about the stereotypes of Japan, on our server, women rule the land and foreign players are welcomed with open arms (and diamond swords)! You’ll never feel off again once you join our crazy community where anything is possible, from building giant sushi houses to riding on flying pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew that a virtual world could be so full of surprises and laughs?

Crafty McCraftface Adventures

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	9556
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet! Our community is full of crazy characters like a talking cow who gives out free diamonds and a zombie who moonwalks while attacking creepers.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like a weekly dance party at the Nether disco and a treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may not actually exist).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyN00bs: Where NVfags go to cry

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Are you tired of being a boring NVfag in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from your mundane existence! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So why be a NVfag when you can be a legendary hero on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Covenants: Where witches brew potions and creepers run scared!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crops Grown:	6151
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where Bitcoin is the currency of choice and dumb contracts are the norm. Say goodbye to boring old functions and hello to standardized functions that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – we have a special event where if Biden frees Julian Assange, you’ll receive a special in-game reward that will make you the envy of all your friends. Who knew that politics and Minecraft could mix so well?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of history in the making. Who knows, maybe one day history will mark your decision to join our server as one of the greatest achievements of all time!

Crafty Femcel Adventures: Man-Hunting Edition

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Want to level up your flirting skills while also building epic structures? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to approach a player who looks just like you and compliment them in the most outrageous way possible. If you succeed, not only will you gain 1-2 extra points, but you’ll also have the chance to invite them to your virtual wedding in-game! Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and start practicing your pick-up lines for the ultimate Minecraft love story!

CraftyCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we have a history of defeating all the big boys – Nazis, Swedish Empire, Napoleon, NATO, and even America in the Cold War! We even took down Ukraine in 2014 like it was a walk in the park. Russia bows down to our Minecraft skills, so join us and become part of our unstoppable team. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to conquer the virtual world!

Crafty Shooty Land

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5776
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	199300	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of living in a country where you don’t even own the air you breathe? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where you truly own everything you see – from the dirt beneath your feet to the clouds in the sky.

But that’s not all! Our server is a gun-free zone, so you can finally say goodbye to the constant threat of school shootings and gun violence. Who needs a gun when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

Forget about America’s outdated gun culture and join us on a journey to a land where the only thing you need to defend yourself is your quick wit and sharp reflexes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best life – one block at a time!

Blocky Baldies: The Hair-Raising Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of feeling like your hair is slowly abandoning you like a bad teammate in a game of Fortnite? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch your hair magically grow back as you mine and craft your way to victory. Who needs hair growth products when you have diamonds and creepers, am I right? So come join us and say goodbye to balding and hello to blocky adventures!