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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1790 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Magic Items Found: | 3616 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
I called up my Minecraft girlfriend to tell her to stop spending our in-game currency so frivolously. I mean, we need to save up for that enchanted diamond sword, right? But she got all huffy and said it felt like I didn’t trust her with our virtual funds. Like, come on, babe, it’s just pixels!
Long story short, she finally removed my card from her Minecraft Apple Pay, and now we can start fresh with our savings. So, if you want to join our Minecraft server, where the drama is as real as the diamonds, come on over! Just be prepared for some serious in-game financial discussions and maybe a few virtual therapy sessions.