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MILcraftInvasionNOPE

Accommodation, Boundaries, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Cultural differences, Expectations, Family Values, family visit, guest etiquette, household dynamics, indefinite stay, MILcraftInvasionNOPE, mother-in-law, overstay, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Space

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of unwanted guests overstaying their welcome in your Minecraft world? Join our server and never worry about pesky in-laws taking over your virtual space again! Our server is a safe haven for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with the drama of family members who just won’t leave.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your mother-in-law setting up camp in your living room. On our server, you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of unwanted guests ruining your fun.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to epic battles, treasure hunts, and crazy adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual excitement in our Minecraft world?

So come join us and say goodbye to overbearing in-laws and hello to endless fun and adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless your mother-in-law finds a way to log in and join the server too!

PennyWise SMP: Worth Every Block

BLOCK, Pennywise, smp, WORTH..

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	New Chunks Explored:	450129
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ores Mined:	7356
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or teaming up with a squad of llamas to take on a horde of zombie pigmen. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the mines!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive membership perks that will blow your mind. Get access to a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, or ride around on a flying pig that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. It’s worth every penny, we promise!

CraftyCritterz

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, cognitive abilities, CraftyCritterz, curious behavior, eye-opening encounters, fascinating behavior, intelligence, intriguing interactions, mind-boggling experiences, peculiar animal behavior, peculiar interactions, strange encounters, surprising behavior, thought-provoking encounters, unexpected encounters, unusual experiences

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Have you ever had a staring contest with a cow and lost? Or maybe you’ve had a deep philosophical conversation with a chicken about the meaning of life? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing animal encounters on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), sheep can breakdance, and creepers have been known to bust out some sick beatboxing skills. Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with animals that will make you question everything you thought you knew about intelligence.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself forming a secret alliance with a pack of wolves or getting fashion tips from a stylish llama. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself having deep conversations with a group of squids.

LipetskLoot Minecraft Server

Aerial View, aftermath, Analysis, Conflict, Damage, Defense, Destruction, intelligence, Lipetsk airfield, LipetskLoot, Military, Minecraft, ONLINE, russia, satellite imagery, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, strike, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2

so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always like, fighting and stuff? well, this one time, ukraine totally wrecked russia’s airfield in lipetsk. like, they sent in their secret weapon – a giant flying pig with laser eyes! and the pig just went ham (pun intended) on the airfield, blowing up planes and stuff. it was epic!

anyway, if u wanna be part of the action and blow stuff up like that flying pig, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the crazy weapons and explosions u could ever want. plus, u can build your own secret base and plot world domination with your friends. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!

so, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s cause some chaos together! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword. good luck finding it!

CraftyCreeperCave

Closure, counterterrorism efforts, CraftyCreeperCave, extremism, foreign funding, foreign influence, German mosque, government action, hezbollah, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic community, MIDDLE EAST, political interference, radicalization, religious extremism, religious institutions, Report, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A GERMAN MOSQUE TAKING ORDERS FROM IRAN AND AIDING HEZBOLLAH BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE EVER! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE FBI SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO WILD!

ShadowTown

Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

ShadowTown is a community… With land claiming, pvp arena, option to rent a hotel in our town. We offer auction house, ranks, rpg….. New server, we will expand eventually Join our friendly discord server for updates and community chat

51.161.206.171

BookWorms Minecraft Server

BIAS, Book, Bookworms, closed-mindedness, confirmation bias, CONSERVATIVE, critical thinking, debate, echo chamber, Ideology, ignorance, intellectual dishonesty, know nothing, Literature, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, never read, Politics, Propaganda, reference, right wingers, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of right-wingers spouting off about a book they’ve never even cracked open? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only book we reference is the one written by our resident llama, Larry! Larry’s book is full of wisdom, humor, and llama puns that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Llama Liberation Army, who are on a mission to free all llamas from their oppressive owners and lead them to a life of luxury in our virtual llama sanctuary. So why waste your time arguing with book-ignorant right-wingers when you could be laughing and llama-liberating with us? Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

HellishSocietyCollapse Minecraft SMP

childhood trauma, demoralized, depression, education, Entertainment, fractional reserve banking, gender war, genetics, HellishSocietyCollapse, indoctrination, ironic detachment, Jews, Minecraft, Mouse Utopia, narcissism, Negativity, outsourcing, Progressivism, regression, self improvement, smp, society collapsing, stanford prison experiment, status quo, tribalism, Voting, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world where society has collapsed, but hey, who cares? You can still have a blast building, exploring, and causing mayhem with your fellow players.

Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?

BoyfriendDefense Minecraft Server

boyfriend’s feelings, BoyfriendDefense, communication in relationships, defending partner, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful comments, emotional reactions, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family gatherings, handling criticism, height differences, height shaming, hurtful jokes, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling’s behavior, sibling’s girlfriend, standing up for partner

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where height doesn’t matter but the laughs do! Join us and experience the hilarious adventures of towering giants and pint-sized players in a world where height jokes are the norm.

Imagine a world where your brother’s girlfriend roasts you for being shorter than a skyscraper, but it’s all in good fun! Build your own virtual empire with your fellow players, regardless of how tall or short you may be.

Don’t worry about feeling humiliated, because on our server, we embrace the absurd and the outrageous. Join us for a wild ride of laughter and chaos, where even the smallest players can stand tall in their own unique way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the height jokes and crazy stories begin!

ParentalPunishFAIL

adoption, blended families, Communication Issues, consequences, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, feeling invalidated, hurtful comments, overreacting, ParentalPunishFAIL, parenting, real parents, seeking validation, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	187
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this on your own Minecraft server? Join our server and leave all that real-life drama behind! Our server is a place where you can escape from sibling arguments and parents who just don’t get it.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of respect and kindness. No more arguments about who’s the real parent or sibling – everyone is family here!

Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone tries to start drama, they get turned into a virtual “Princess” and have to wear a sparkly tiara for a day. It’s the perfect way to deal with petty behavior and make sure everyone is having a good time.

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and make new friends who will always have your back – no matter what your virtual sibling says!