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BlockyLove – Escitalopram Edition

antidepressant side effects, BlockyLove, Case Report, compulsive sexual behavior, drug side effects, drug-induced behavior changes, drug-related side effects, Edition, Escitalopram, escitalopram dose, medication complications, medication reactions, medication side effects, mental health, psychiatric medication, psychiatric side effects, rare side effect, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, serotonin reuptake inhibitors, side effects, ssri, unusual side effects

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Towns Built:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

So, like, there was this chick who was just minding her own business, taking her meds like a good girl. But then, outta nowhere, she starts gettin’ all hot and bothered every time she sees a blocky pig in Minecraft. Like, she couldn’t stop herself from tryna get it on with them pixelated animals. It was cray cray!

But then, she found this epic Minecraft server that was so lit, it cured her of her naughty urges. The server was so dang fun, with crazy mini-games and wild adventures around every corner. And get this, the admins were like wizards, granting wishes and making dreams come true.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’ll make you forget all about gettin’ freaky with farm animals, come on down to our server! Just be sure to leave your escitalopram at home, cuz things are gonna get wild!

PioneerMC

PioneerMC, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Villages Defended:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

PioneerMC Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla Beta 1.7.3 Survival
Extras	No plugins, just pure survival experience
Join Now	pioneermc.org
Online Mode	Enabled

Rules:

Be respectful
No griefing or stealing
No cheating or exploits
Keep chat friendly

Join us and relive classic Minecraft. Discord: https://discord.pioneermc.org

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla Beta 1.7.3 with no plugins.
Are there any restrictions on building?	As long as you follow the rules and respect other players, you can build freely.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to pioneermc.org in your Minecraft client.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.pioneermc.org

Mystic Echoes 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, covers, Echoes, Gaming, indies, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, mystic, Nina Saotome, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, sultry voice, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9828
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Chimeras Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like diving into a vortex of Nina Saotome vibes, but with blocks and creepers! Join us for Catch-Up Tuesday and experience the power of Nina’s sisterly personality while building your own virtual world.

Why should you join? Well, imagine mining for diamonds while listening to Nina’s sultry singing voice in the background. It’s like a weirdly satisfying combo that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

Plus, we have unofficial VOD archives that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. And if you’re into lewd OC, KK, and sloppa, we got you covered with our mega archive that will leave you questioning your life choices.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the chaos of Nina Saotome’s world mixed with the pixelated madness of blocky adventures. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?).

MeanGirlRevenge Minecraft Server

aita, Australia, Behavior, Connections, Contempt, cyclist, Drinking, EMBARRASSMENT, exclusion, hurtful, ignoring, mean girl, MeanGirlRevenge, Memories, Minecraft, partying, rich girl, roommates, sarcasm, Server, snobby, study abroad, Upset

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4305
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

So, imagine this: you’re in a Minecraft server where everyone is super nice and inclusive, except for a few mean girls who think they rule the server. They constantly exclude you, make plans without you, and even yell at you to get out of the way like you’re a pesky cyclist. But fear not, because revenge is sweet in this server!

Join us and show those mean girls who’s boss by building the most epic castle they’ve ever seen. Make friends with the coolest players on the server and leave those snobby girls in the dust. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into them one day and get to ignore them like the queen you are. So come on, join our server and let’s show those mean girls what real Minecraft skills look like!

BdayBroBetrayal

bachelor lifestyle, BdayBroBetrayal, birthday surprise, brother, city, dick move, family life, Girlfriend, horrible time, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, mutual friends, private room, right thing, Routine, Shenanigans, small town, solitude, specialty service, strip club, Warning

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	285	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will make your head spin!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your best friend tries to take you to a strip club against your will! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging strip club shenanigans, private room bookings, and specialty services gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

HomelessSteveMC SMP

adaptation, Adversity, basic needs, community support, coping strategies, Crisis, displacement, emergency, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, housing insecurity, mental health, POVERTY, resilience, Resources, Shelter, smp, social services, societal issues, Survival, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

CompliMinecraft

atypical, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMinecraft, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, Singular, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8529	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dimension Hops:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, #undercover mission, CartelCraft, cia, Drones, drug cartel, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, illegal activities, international relations, Labs, mexico, Politics, SECURITY, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, trump, Trumps

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, comparison, dumb, envy, Epic, Failure, Insecurity, judgmental, lack of skills, low self-esteem, no accomplishments, no talent, personal growth, Quest, Realms, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-perception, superiority complex, terrible person

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Animals Bred:	61	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2327	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!