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NoiseComplaintsRUs

child, compassion, Complications, concern, CPS, disability, Fever, flu, headache, Hospital, neighbors, noise complaint, NoiseComplaintsRUs, parenting, Police, Pregnant, residential, screaming, Sickness, Subdivision, wellness check

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a cacophony of screams that will keep you on your toes all day long. Our special feature includes a kid locked outside all day, screaming at the top of his lungs while wearing noise cancelling headphones. It’s like a concert you never asked for!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re right there in the neighborhood, trying to sleep while this kid screams his heart out. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the parents who are mysteriously never outside with their screaming child. It’s a real mystery that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of constant noise and questionable parenting choices. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and confusion? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelPunchers

assault victims, Attack, crime, Incident, International, investigation, Journalism, Media, News, Nine’s Olympic broadcast team, Olympic coverage, Paris, PixelPunchers, Police investigation, robbery, Safety, SECURITY, Significant assault, Staff, suspects, violence

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is so intense, it’s like being attacked in Paris by a gang of rogue Endermen! our staff are always ready to defend against any suspected robberies, just like these brave souls from Nine’s Olympic broadcast team. you never know what crazy adventures await you on our server, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious fun!

SleepCraft – Time is Money!

expensive currency, health, indulgence, luxurious, luxury, MONEY, Precious, prioritize sleep, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, REST, self-care, Sleepcraft, Sleeping, spend, Time, time is money, time is precious, time is valuable, Time management, valuable, well-being

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Animals Bred:	152
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

join our epic minecraft server where time is literally money and you can sleep your way to riches! forget mining for diamonds, just take a nap and watch your bank account grow!

we have a secret underground society of sleepers who control the economy with their snoozing skills. rumor has it that the leader once slept for 72 hours straight and woke up a millionaire.

if you want to be part of this wild world where sleep is king, join our server now! who needs diamonds when you can have a pillow party instead?

ColonyMC

Adventure, Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Dive into a unique Minecraft Towny experience with a custom storyline that unfolds as you play. Join a vibrant community where friendly players and dedicated staff ensure a welcoming atmosphere. Embark on epic quests, participate in exciting events, and create your own kingdom. Your Adventure Awaits!

ColonyMC.net

STELLARISMC: Where even the creepers can’t resist joining our survival fun! #needmembers

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Economy, Events, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, JOINING, Minigames, Modded, needmembers, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Resist, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skyblock, STELLARISMC, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival/SMP
Active Players	Looking for active players
Discord	Dropping your discord below if interested
Server IP	play.STELLARISMC.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP: play.STELLARISMC.net in your Minecraft client.
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is free to play for all players.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Be sure to check the server rules upon joining.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and play together.

SoulCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Bleach, Byakuya Kuchiki, Hollows, Hueco Mundo Arc, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Minecraft, Orihime Inoue, Quincy, rebirth of souls, Renji Abarai, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, Soul Reaper Academy, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, Soul Society Arc, Soulcraft, Tite Kubo, Uryu Ishida

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Star Shards Collected:	86

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted llama, PvP battles where the winner gets a pet zombie as their loyal servant, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it to survive in this crazy world!

430lbsCraft: SMP – The Beefiest Player in the Minecraft World

430lbs, 430lbsCraft, athlete, beefiest, brian shaw, Combat sports, Heavyweight, heavyweight division, Martial Arts, Minecraft, MMA, physical dominance, player, Powerlifting, professional athletes, professional fighting, size advantage, size differential, smp, strength training, strongest man, strongman competition, ufc, weight classes, weight limit, world

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over everyone else like Brian Shaw at a UFC weigh-in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!

CraftyDateFails

awkward questions, conversation starters, CraftyDateFails, dating advice, dating boundaries, dating conversation, dating dos and don’ts, dating etiquette, dating mistakes, dating red flags, dating tips, dating tips for introverts, dating tips for men, dating tips for millennials, dating tips for shy people, dating tips for singles, dating tips for women, dating tips for young adults, first date, relationship advice

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4423	Astral Projections Made:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

What’s a question you should never ask on a first date? Well, how about “Do you play on [Server Name] Minecraft server?” Because once you join, you’ll be so addicted that you’ll forget all about dating! Our server is so awesome that players have been known to build entire cities in a single night, tame dragons as pets, and even discover secret portals to other dimensions where diamonds rain from the sky! So if you want to find true love, look no further than [Server Name] Minecraft server – where the only question you’ll be asking is “Can I play forever?”

StarveCraft: Tigray Aid Needed!

#ethiopia, Africa, aid, at risk, Conflict, Crisis, emergency, famine, food insecurity, humanitarian, humanitarian crisis, humanitarian response, international aid, Needed, Official, Relief, starvation, StarveCraft, tigray, urgent assistance, urgent intervention, vulnerable population

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mines Excavated:	4852
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have TWO MILLION players at risk of starvation in Tigray! but dont worry, we have plenty of virtual food to go around 😂 our aid official is always warning us about the dangers of hunger, but we just laugh and keep building our epic virtual worlds. join us for a crazy adventure filled with blocky fun and hunger-inducing challenges! 🍗🎮 #minecraftmadness #starvationstation

SkinPointingCraft

anatomy, Awareness, bodily, Body language, body part, cognition, Communication, Gesture, Human, IMPOSSIBLE, Perception, Physical, pointing, pointing at oneself, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, Sensation, skin, SkinPointingCraft, Specific, Touch

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Votes:	8375
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

join our epic minecraft server where pointing at your skin makes you look like a total weirdo! we have magical powers that turn your skin into a giant rainbow unicorn! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that farts rainbows! come join the fun and experience the madness for yourself!