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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7206 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Animals Bred: | 82 |
we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, diamond armor that makes u invincible, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a herd of dancing llamas appear and give out free enchanted weapons to all players!
but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures in seconds. they will build u a castle fit for a king or a roller coaster that defies gravity, all at the snap of their tiny monkey fingers.
so why wait? join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and reality is just a suggestion. who needs fully autonomous vehicles when u can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? come join us now and let the madness begin!