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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5069 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8870 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 429 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 16 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
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Our server is so awesome, even twins can’t resist joining! We have a special twin discount where if you and your twin both join, you get double the fun for half the price. Plus, we have a special therapy session for anxious players, just like the husband in this story. Don’t worry, we’ll help you work through your blocks (pun intended).
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