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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6657 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!