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CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8471	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Crops Grown:	8354	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Dimension Hops:	6	Star Shards Collected:	231
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, EpicFailCraft, Failure, lessons learned, Minecraft, MISTAKES, reasons for failure, Server, unsuccessful, unsuccessful attempt, unsuccessful business, unsuccessful decision, unsuccessful execution, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful management, unsuccessful marketing., unsuccessful outcome, unsuccessful planning, unsuccessful product, unsuccessful project, unsuccessful result, unsuccessful strategy, unsuccessful venture

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	3248	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	149

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, breakfast dishes, breakfast favorites, breakfast ideas, breakfast menu, breakfast options, breakfast preferences, breakfast recipes, breakfast selection, breakfast time, CerealCraft, favorite breakfast foods, food choices, Healthy Eating, meal planning, Minecraft, morning fuel, morning habits, morning meals, morning nourishment, morning routine, morning sustenance, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Astral Projections Made:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

asteroid, astronomical event, Astronomy, celestial bodies, celestial impact, cosmic collision, cosmic phenomena, Earth science, geology, impact crater, MAYHEM, meteor, meteor shower, meteorite, meteorology, natural disasters, planetary science, Space debris, space exploration, space rock, space rocks

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!