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MoscowMinecraftWars

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	5957	Farms Harvested:	814

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian colonels getting killed near moscow as part of the storyline! ukraine’s military intelligence is involved for some reason, but who cares cuz we got epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you! join now and be part of the chaos! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t you wanna join?! come on, don’t be a potato, join now!

RageCraft: ChatGPT’s Lab

AI assistance, ANALYZES, anger expression, anger management, behavioral analysis, Behavioral studies, chatgpt, ChatGPTs, communication skills, complex studies, data analysis, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, Lab, professional behavior, professional environment, psychology research, Ragecraft, research assistance, research tools, researchers, workplace behavior, workplace dynamics

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where we help scientists study anger and stuff. Like, we’re profesh at it, yo. You can like, express all your rage in a totally legit way, while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. So, like, join now and let’s get angry together, but in a cool way, ya know?

Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Emeralds Found:	5754
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	41	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Star Shards Collected:	195
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2188	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!

Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crops Grown:	7338
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	144
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCouplesCashClash

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	83
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2892	Zombie Dances:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mines Excavated:	4971	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

activism, austerity measures, budget cuts, community support, Cuts, demonstration, Government, grassroots movement, health system, Healthcare, healthcare funding, HealthCrisisCraft, Minecraft, new zealand, political reform, Politics, protest, public health, public outcry, public services, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!