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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Star Shards Collected:	284

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

MineBet Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7173
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	4764
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be gambling with is creepers blowing up your house! We’ve got more slot machines than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our new machines are so hot they’ll make the Nether jealous.

Join us for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams, or just to laugh at your friends when they accidentally fall into a pit of lava. And don’t worry about problem gambling, because if you start to feel the urge to bet your entire stack of diamonds, just call 1-800-GAMBLER and we’ll send a team of virtual therapists to help you out.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the good times roll (and the dice, and the slot machine reels, and maybe even a few TNT explosions)!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than wee rorke edish! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper llamas and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious floating island where the rarest of mobs roam free. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame a flying pig and ride it to the top of the island, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join wee rorke edish today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle ferocious mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Pigman King who rules over the land with an iron fist (or hoof, in this case). Defeat him in battle and claim his crown as your own, becoming the ultimate ruler of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Make the life-changing purchase of joining our Minecraft SMP today for under $100 and prepare to have your mind blown!

PixelatedMidlifeCrisis

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Votes:	6342	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and virtual adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a go. Little did they know, they would soon find themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and even engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual world, just waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the key to surviving your 40s is hidden somewhere in the pixelated madness of our server.

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

come join our minecraft server where the only thing plunging is your expectations of reality! our server is so lit that even the Nikkei 225 index is shaking in its boots. why worry about world markets when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your pals?

join us and watch as the US economy trembles in fear of how awesome our server is. who needs stocks and bonds when you can have diamonds and emeralds? come on, don’t be a square, join us now and let’s make minecraft great again!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Enchantments Applied:	237
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

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