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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 5194 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks be poppin’ like a pregnancy test with a plus sign! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya!
First off, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds! Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! Who needs to mine when you got flying bling-bling pigs?
Secondly, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who are also expert hackers. They’ll protect your builds from any griefers and trolls with their mad llama skills.
And last but not least, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!
So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
