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OligarchyCraft

95% of humanity, economic disparity, economic inequality, economic injustice, global elite, global oligarchy, global wealth gap, global wealth inequality, income inequality, OligarchyCraft, oxfam, POVERTY, social justice, top 1, UN General Assembly, wealth concentration, wealth disparity, wealth distribution, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	271

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5684
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Votes:	3409
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

#ags, Active players, aunts, Biomes, Claims, Community, cooler, decoration blocks, discord server, Dungeons, friend requests, Homes, mobs, Modded Gameplay, multiplayer, new members, pc requirements, Pets, pokemon, Potato, salad, SEASON 2, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Whitelist, Whitelists

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Assassin, attempted assassination, Blackmail, CHARGE, child pornography, Conspiracy, CP possession, Crafty, criminal charges, Deepstate, family, Minecraft, News, Politics, Ryan Routh, scandal, Server, Son, threat, trump, Trumps, Warning

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	174	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Nice, smp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8296
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stress, Emotional support, family dynamics, in-laws, Invasion, living arrangements, Minecraft, Parental, parents, personal space, post-surgery care, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server, small spaces, social interactions, social obligations, Support, surgery recovery, visiting family

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mines Excavated:	1312
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!

CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

cloud backup, coworker, CreeperCafe, Dinner, downtown snapshots, dress photo, google account, hotel room, husband, infidelity accusation, Marriage, mirror selfie, photos, Pixel phone, professional relationship, Secrets, social aspect, sulkiness, Team Building, team members, work trip

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22

So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of watching the same old movies on repeat? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to watch a movie again because our server is like a never-ending blockbuster film!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the cows and pigs. Next thing you know, there’s a full-blown animal war happening right in front of your eyes! And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So if you’re ready for non-stop action, adventure, and hilarious moments, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who needs movies when you have our server?

FamCraft: Crafting Relationships

Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Connections, Crafting, emotional intelligence, Empathy, FamCraft, family dynamics, FRIENDSHIPS, influence, interactions, long-term relationships, loyalty, perspective, relationships, Social Skills, Support, Trust, upbringing, VALUES, Views

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about finding a partner or making friends? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build relationships with fellow players who won’t judge you for spending hours mining for diamonds or building a giant chicken statue.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from the crazy cat lady who only builds houses out of wool to the conspiracy theorist who believes Herobrine is secretly controlling the server. Embrace the chaos and let your family dynamics shape your gaming experience in ways you never thought possible.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your unique family dynamics influence your views on relationships and friendships in the most hilarious and unexpected ways. Plus, we have free cake every Friday!

Arctic Blaze: Permafrost Panic

abrupt increase, Arctic, Arctic regions, Arctic wildfires, Blaze, carbon emissions, climate change, climate impact, climate science, ecosystem disturbance, environmental change, global warming, Nature Communications, net carbon uptake, Panic, Permafrost, permafrost regions, permafrost thawing, projected thawing, rapid thawing, research, subarctic regions, terrestrial carbon uptake, Wildfires

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

ya’ll ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it’s like the permafrost is melting and causing wildfires? well, this server is so fire that it’s gonna make your brain melt like ice cream on a hot summer day. join now for a chance to witness the chaos of rapid permafrost thawing and wildfires in the arctic and subarctic regions. who needs net terrestrial carbon uptake when you can have a flaming good time on this server? come on, don’t be cold as ice, join now and heat things up! 🔥🔥🔥