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BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

BlockyCraft, Minecraft, Mr, Mr X, Server, Sleeping, ssh

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ores Mined:	1355
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

actions, Analysis, Batman, confusion, dc comics, Enigmatic, Hero, Intentions, Interpretation, Jokers, Meaning, Minecraft, motives, Mystery, perplexing, Plot, puzzling, Shenanigans, smp, speculation, Storyline, The Joker, Villain

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

21f, animal cruelty, cleanliness, county dump, cruel and unusual punishment, DAUGHTER, Emotional support, Empathy, family, Help, legal trouble, neglected animals, parenting, physical distance, probation, Promise, PunishCraft, punishment, room, shower, tough decision, tough love, tough situation

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

all time, animated classics, animated favorites, animated series, beloved characters, best animated series, best cartoons, CartoonCraze, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite cartoon, favorite childhood show, iconic cartoons, Minecraft, most loved cartoons, nostalgic shows, smp, timeless cartoons, top animated shows, top cartoons, top favorite cartoons, ultimate cartoon.

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4921	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

BlockBusterBlues

Bleak, BlockBusterBlues, Dark, depressing movie, Desolate, Despair, emotional, gloomy, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Mainstream, Melancholy, Moving, poignant, sad film, Somber, sorrowful, soul-crushing, tearjerker, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	432272	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

MicroCraftMedicine

accomplishment, achievement, American biologists, award, biology, discovery, genetics, GROUNDBREAKING, Honor, innovation, laureates, Medicine, MicroCraftMedicine, MicroRNA, Nobel Prize, PRESTIGIOUS, recognition, research, RNA, Science, scientific breakthrough

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

altered states, Consciousness, dmt, emotional breakthroughs, enlightenment, harmine, higher consciousness, Insight, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minds.., Minecraft, mystical, mystical experiences, non-dual awareness, placebo, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Self Discovery, Server, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence, well-being

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Void Gems Collected:	36	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

betting odds, Campaign, campaign strategy, CollapseCraft, collapsing, CONSERVATIVE, election, election odds, election predictions, gop, Minecraft, political betting, political chaos, political turmoil, Politics, president 2024, presidential race, re-election, republican party, Server, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band, celebration, cute, EXCITEMENT, Friends, Fun, Happy, high school, Japanese culture, K-On, Minecraft, MONDAY, Mugi, Mugi Kotobuki, Mugi Monday, Mugi-chan, Music, school life, slice of life, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

Banquet, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, compassion, dad, Dilemma, dining out, eating out, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, favorite restaurant, food allergies, food choices, HangryCraft, Resentment, Restaurant, sibling bond, Steppie, stepsiblings, stepsiblings’ mom, uncle

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6610	Void Gems Collected:	38
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.