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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9838 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
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And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!