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Tall Tower Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	207	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6090
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of constantly bumping your head on everything in Minecraft? Do you struggle with finding clothes that fit right in-game? Are you sick of having to crouch down to grab items on the bottom shelf of your virtual shelves? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all us vertically challenged players!

Join us and experience a world where everything is perfectly proportioned for those who wish they were 5’7″ in real life. No more awkward hugs or constantly hitting your head on low ceilings. Our server is the ultimate paradise for all the shorties out there who just want to feel tall for once.

So come on down to our server and leave your back problems and lack of leg space behind. Embrace your inner 5’7″ self and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

New Mouse, Im Kinda OD On Jit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new mouse in your inventory? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, you’ll be OD’ing on jit in no time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of diamond armor? Trust us, you won’t be bored here.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of their favorite memes to organizing impromptu dance parties in the village square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your inventory is overflowing with random items.

Hyperfixation Minecraft

ad astra, Exploration, Extreme reactors, Forge, Hyperfixation Craft, Hyperfixation Minecraft, Immersive Engineering, Minecolonies, Modded, Optional, PvP, Refined Storage, Survival, Tech

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

MODDED – Hyperfixation Craft on forge

Healthy mix of exploration and tech, tech being entierly optional. Contains minecolonies, immersive engineering, extreme reactors, ad-astra, refined storage

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Arcane Anime & Manga Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, animated series, animation, Anime, Arcane, battle, Characters, esports, FANTASY, league of legends, Lore, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Netflix, parallel universe, Popular, Powers, Riot Games, Server, storytelling, video game adaptation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	6855
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Votes:	8915	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Anime Cosplay Contest, where players can show off their best anime-inspired skins and win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary Sword of Otaku, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of ramen noodles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had!

Tech-savvy Girls Minecraft SMP

AI chatbots, Artificial Intelligence, children, DATING, ELIMINATION, gay conversion therapy, Girls, heavy objects, History, homo sapiens, ISOLATION, Loneliness, loving, male role, male sapiens, Minecraft, sexual paradise, smp, Technology, techsavvy, White boys, Young girls

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of being replaced by AI chatbots and feeling lonely in the age of technology? Join our Minecraft SMP where young, lonely men can find their true potential through gay conversion therapy! Say goodbye to isolation and hello to a sexual paradise with us. Who needs heavy lifting when you can have a blast in our outrageous server? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

SpacePortMC

Adventure, aliens, astronaut, Cosmic, Extraterrestrial, futuristic, Galaxy, Interstellar, Mini Games, Moon, outer space, Planets, PvP, Sci Fi, space exploration, spacecraft, Stars, Starship, Technology, telescope, Universe, warp drive

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

We are a brand new network launched in 2024. Come join SpacePortMC

We currently offer an amazing KBFFA Server And Gens And More coming soon

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SpriteMC

1.18, 1.21.2, Cross-Play, Hardcore, Modalities, Network, spritemc, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

network with modalities in process, at the moment we have survival but many more modalities are coming. 1.18/1.21.2

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Crafty Space Odyssey Minecraft Server

Announcements, Chat, Communication, Community, Crafty, Digital, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, forum, Group Chat, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, News, odyssey, online platform, Server, social media, Space, Subscribers, Technology, tele channel, Telegram, Updates

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crops Grown:	6960	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than our tele chan! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you will be the envy of all your friends.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible. Just saddle up and soar through the skies, raining down chaos on your enemies below.

So what are you waiting for? Join our tele chan today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Tracy’s Minecraft SMP – Thursday Family Fun

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	673	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs? Join our server for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and hugs! Our server is so epic, even the AI chatbots are getting in on the action. We’ve got mods that will blow your mind and blender models that will make your head spin. Plus, our thread archives are so extensive, they’ll crash your system (but in a good way). So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything is possible (including hugging gators)!

What is the IP for PrestonPlayz Minecraft Server?

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7774
Star Shards Collected:	84	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

PrestonPlayz, also known as Preston Arsement, is a popular YouTuber and gamer known for his entertaining content. He rose to fame with his Minecraft gameplay videos and has since expanded his channel to include a variety of different games. With over 15 million subscribers, PrestonPlayz has built a loyal fanbase and is known for his energetic personality and family-friendly content. He also owns a successful merchandise line and has collaborated with other YouTubers on various projects.