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WarCrimeCraft Server

Asylum, Brazil, Conflict, controversy, extradition, extradition treaty, FLEEING, global affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Israeli soldier, Justice, Legal, legal implications, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military ethics, political asylum, Server, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Dragons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

come join our minecraft server where even israeli soldiers are running away from their problems. we got so much chaos and drama, you’ll forget about your own war crimes. build your own fortress and escape reality like this soldier escaped brazil. who knows what kind of trouble you’ll get into on our server. join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything.

SpaceXPizzaTelecomFun

$1.5 billion, Agreement, Communication, Deal, Government, Infrastructure, innovation, Investment, italy, national security, Network, Partnership, Satellite, SECURITY, Services, sign, Space, spacex, SpaceXPizzaTelecomFun, Technology, Telecom

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6614
Emeralds Found:	6277	Crops Grown:	1095

so, like, u know how italy is all like “yo spacex, we need sum security for our telecom stuff”? well, they just signed a $1.5 billion deal with spacex for that shiz. but like, who cares about that when u could be joining this EPIC minecraft server instead??

on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. plus, our admin once fought off a creeper with nothing but a carrot. true story.

so forget about boring old space deals, come join our minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculousness. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about telecom security.

Giant Clam Climate Quest

Clam, climate, GIANT, Quest

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	New Chunks Explored:	852165
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have daily records of over 53 years inside a 10 million-year-old giant clam! experience the thrill of exploring ancient climate variability in the late Miocene while building your own epic creations! who needs boring old history books when you can live it in minecraft?! plus, rumor has it that the clam is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. join now and be part of the most insane adventure of your minecraft life!

Charged Creeper

{Java IP}, Bedrock Port, Charged, creeper, Discord Channel, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Geyser, Help Menu, Land claiming, live maps, Mob Arenas, Pinata, Player Warps, Quests, RPG, smp, survival experience, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
New Chunks Explored:	89353	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Quality of Life	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Economy	Player owned & operated economy
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on any platform with different MC versions
Discord Integration	Informative Discord channel with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Help Menu	Custom help menu available 24/7

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Is the server whitelist only?

Answer: No, the server is not whitelisted and welcomes all players.

Question: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

Answer: Yes, you can play with friends on any platform using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Question: How can I join the server?

Answer: You can join the Java server at mc.chargedcreeper.com and the Bedrock server at port 25566.

For more information, visit the website or join the Discord channel.

Marvel Rivals Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balance patches, Cosmetics, Event, Gift code, guides, Hero Statistics, Ironman skin, Launch Trailer, leaked characters, Marvel, marvel entertainment, Marvel heroes, marvel rivals, Marvel Rivals General, marvel villains, Netease, News, Player Statistics, pvp gamemodes, Realm, Rivals, season 0 trailer, Steam store page, Third-person Shooter, tierlist, Tips, Tricks, upcoming characters, Website

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this epic Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Marvel heroes and villains fighting each other in a crazy 6v6 battle royale! It’s like Thanos snapping his fingers, but with creepers exploding everywhere! Join now and pick your favorite Marvel character to duke it out in epic PvP matches that will make you question reality! Plus, there are future updates with new characters, maps, and cosmetics planned, so you’ll never get bored! It’s like if Ironman and Captain America teamed up to build the sickest Minecraft world ever! Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

SisCourt Minecraft Server

Agreement, buyout, Conflict, Court, decision, disagreement, Dispute, Estate, executor, Fairness, family, Inheritance, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Minecraft, Négotiation, offer, Property, resolution, Server, SisCourt, sisters

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Potions Brewed:	80	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	251	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over land disputes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to sabotage your plans!

Our server is filled with endless possibilities and adventures, just like the time when a player built a giant roller coaster that took them straight to the moon! Who needs real estate drama when you can be soaring through the skies on a Minecraft roller coaster?

Join now and experience the thrill of negotiating with virtual villagers for the best deals on land, without any of the legal battles or family feuds. Plus, you never know when a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds might be waiting for you at the end of a rainbow bridge!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life land disputes behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RoomRaidersMC

Boundaries, Communication, expanding family, family dynamics, family expectations, Futon, future plans, guest accommodations, guest room, holiday tensions, hosting guests, Nursery, office space, parenting, peaceful resolutions, personal priorities, prioritizing others, relationships, RoomRaidersMC, small living space, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your gaming experience over everything else, just like this player prioritizes her own comfort over her dad’s expectations!

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual home without worrying about accommodating annoying guests. No need for pull-out couches or Murphy beds here, just good old-fashioned fun.

Just like this player put her foot down with her dad, you can put your foot down and demand the best gaming experience possible. No need to entertain guests for days on end, just focus on building, exploring, and having a great time.

So come on over to our server, where we promise not to judge you for wanting to prioritize yourself and your gaming experience. Happy mining in 2025!

CraftyCash SMP

Budget, budget buster, cheap hobby, costly, costly activity, costly hobby, costly hobbyist, costly pastime, CraftyCash, expensive, expensive hobby, expensive interest, expensive pursuit, financial burden, financial strain, high cost, money drain, Money Pit, pricey hobby, PRICEY., smp, wallet draining hobby

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Animals Bred:	100	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Minecraft SMP! Join our server for the most epic adventure of your life! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with cookies. But beware, there’s a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

ToxicCraft – Where the Fans are Scarier Than the Creepers

aggressive fans, CREEPERS, cyberbullying, extreme fans, extreme loyalty, fan toxicity, fan wars, fanatical behavior, Fans, negative behavior, negative fanbase, negative fandom, obsessive fans, online harassment, online toxicity, scarier, toxic behavior, toxic community, toxic culture, toxic fanbase, toxic fandom, toxic fans, ToxicCraft, unhealthy obsession

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Items Found:	7864
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server has the most toxic fanbase you will ever encounter! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and plenty of trolling. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a server full of craziness and mayhem? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity mix, energy consumption, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental impact, germany, green energy, Minecraft, renewable electricity, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable resources, renewable sources, renewables, Server, Solar, solar power, SolarCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Farms Harvested:	620
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more renewable energy than Germany in 2024, like whaaat?! Our solar panels be poppin’ off at 14% contribution, like we’re basically the sun’s BFF. Join us and be part of the most eco-friendly server in the universe, where even the creepers recycle their TNT. Don’t miss out on this lit adventure, come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌞🌍💥