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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8925 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a community that is as wild and unpredictable as the pick up artist community! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous waters of evolutionary psychology and try to pick up blocks instead of women. Our players have mastered the art of “block game” and have developed techniques to make those diamonds believe they are high status ores with “block game.” Love is a foreign concept here, as we scoff at the Disney version and focus on our mining skills instead.
But beware, there are some players on the right wing who believe in traditional conservatism and think that if we just become more conservative, all our hypergamous problems will disappear. Ha! We know better than that. We embrace the contradictions and chaos of our community, where loyalty is as rare as a pink sheep. So if you’re ready to join a server where logic goes out the window and the only thing that matters is your block game skills, then come join us! Who needs love when you have diamonds, right?
