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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9346 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 236 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 17 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.