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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2944 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 475 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | New Chunks Explored: | 788889 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.
