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MsgMeNotLongest-Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Communication, communication skills, Connection, delayed response, emotional investment, long distance, longest wait, Messaging, MsgMeNotLongestMinecraft, online dating, patience, relationship dynamics, relationships, self-control, smp, social media, Texting, Time management, waiting for message, waiting for reply, waiting game

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Have you ever waited so long for a text back that you started questioning your entire existence? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the wait is over before it even begins! Our players are so quick to respond, you’ll feel like you’re living in a world where time doesn’t exist. Join us and experience the thrill of instant communication like never before – who needs real life friends when you have us?

HateFoodzCraft

abhorrent foods, can’t stand, despise, detest, DISLIKES, distasteful foods, food aversions, foods to avoid, foods you hate, gross foods, HateFoodzCraft, least favorite foods, loathe, nauseating foods, not a fan of, repugnant foods, repulsive foods, revolting foods, unappetizing foods, yucky foods

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mines Excavated:	2751	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft server where the only food available is bland old bread and tasteless apples? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most outrageous foods you can imagine! From exploding cake to rainbow bacon, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs boring old steak when you can feast on flying spaghetti monsters and unicorn burgers? And don’t even get me started on our legendary lava cake – it’s so hot, it’ll make your taste buds sweat!

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the absurd, join our server today and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that you never knew you hated!

Evacuate Me Minecraft Server

Assistance, Crisis, emergency, evacuate, evacuation, Foreign Office, Government, Help, International, Leave, Minecraft, Overseas, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, stranded, Support, travel advisory, travel alert, UK tourists, Warning

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Underground Cities Explored:	4

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! it’s so lit, even the Foreign Office is warning UK tourists to leave their boring vacations and join us instead. they’re like “leave now and don’t wait for us to evacuate you, go play on this epic server instead!”

why should u join? well let me tell u, we have the craziest builds u’ve ever seen. we got a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused).

oh and get this, our staff is like the Avengers of Minecraft. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a castle or fighting off a horde of zombies. they’re basically superheroes in block form.

so what are u waiting for? leave your boring vacation behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and tell the Foreign Office we said hi!

MaduroLostInMinecraft

authoritarian regime, current events, Democracy, democracy in crisis, election results, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, Government, international relations, Latin America, Lost Decisively, Maduro, MaduroLostInMinecraft, News, opposition, Opposition Victory, political change, political upheaval, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

lol join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles like the time when maduro tried to build a wall around his base but the opposition players came in with their diamond swords and totally wrecked him. it was like a political showdown but in minecraft. come join us and be part of the revolution, where even the election results are presented by the opposition. maduro may have lost decisively in real life, but in our server, anything can happen. who will come out on top? join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

DimensionSteal

Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Loot, Magic, Monsters, Progression, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Skills, strategy, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Items Found:	6312	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	2268
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Lifesteal Sever with new dimensions that makes the game different and adds a real purpose to lifesteal and what grinding means. Many dimensions to explore! Join now!

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Xa! The Vanilla SMP server where even the trees are happier than you! 1.21

admin tools, Builds, chat protection, Community, data packs, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Griefing, Halloween, happier, long term, Mods, player heads, Protection, Server, shopping, smp, Spawn, Themed, Trees, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	236	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Players	300+
Daily Active Players	20
Server Events	Community themed events, next one is Halloween
Whitelist	Yes, to stay closer to vanilla and protect builds
Server Restart	No, no new “seasons”, builds are permanent
Mods & Data Packs	Dynmap, player heads, admin tools, chat protection, discord-minecraft chatbot

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed?	No, strict rules against griefing/stealing/hacking
What is the age range of members?	16-47, with most in their 20-30s
Are there community builds at spawn?	Yes, some cool community builds happening
How can I join?	Join our discord: https://discord.gg/B6rnFmg6Eg

SaveTheWorld Minecraft Server

above help, action, Adventure, Anime, Audacity, awakened powers, FANTASY, friendship, japanese animation, long tail, Magical Girl, Manga, Minecraft, not long ago, sailor moon, Sailor Scouts, saved the world, savetheworld, Server, SuperHero, teamwork, three times, Usagi

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Usagi and her squad of magical girls who have saved the world THREE freaking times! 🌟

🚀 Watch out for those two losers who think they’re all that, but really they just awakened their powers yesterday and still can’t even craft a basic pickaxe. 🤣

🔥 Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper or two. Trust us, you won’t be able to take this server seriously at all – and that’s the best part! 😂

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s show those noobs what real power looks like! 💪🦄🔮

CrackCraft SMP – “Is Everyone on Minecraft SMP Smoking Crack?”

addiction, crack, crack cocaine, crack cocaine abuse, CrackCraft, criminal activity, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug addiction treatment, drug crisis, drug education, drug epidemic, drug policy, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug trafficking, drug treatment, drug use, illegal drugs, Minecraft, public health, smoking, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are people building crack houses in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-crack cocaine policy! Instead, we offer a world of endless possibilities where you can build your dream crack house (just kidding, please don’t do that). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re just in-game). So come on, leave the crack behind and join us for some blocky fun!

TinyTears Minecraft SMP

bawling, cried, crying, emotional reactions, emotional response, emotional triggers, emotions, INSIGNIFICANT, Minecraft, minor issues, minuscule, Petty, sensitivity, Small, smallest thing, smp, sobbing, Tears, Tiny, TinyTears, trivial

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mines Excavated:	2633
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!

HateLoveCraft

different perspective, distinct flavor, exclusive enjoyment, favorite thing, guilty pleasure, HateLoveCraft, individual preference, love it, misunderstood, niche interest, odd preference, out of the ordinary, particular fondness, peculiar fascination, quirky taste, rare enjoyment, special liking, uncommon hobby, unconventional choice, unique taste, unpopular opinion

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Animals Bred:	112
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Do you love getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves filled with creepers and skeletons? Do you enjoy the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server for the ultimate challenge of trying to survive in a world where everything is out to get you. Our spawn point is conveniently located right in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, so good luck trying to make it out alive!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a block, there’s a 50% chance it will explode in your face. It’s like playing Russian roulette with pickaxes!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because you’re gonna need it!