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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 2011 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 500 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU IN A FANCY BRITISH ACCENT! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE SUPERHEROES, BUT WITH MORE SPANDEX AND LESS CAPE!
SO WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS NAMED CLUCKINGTON? WHERE ELSE CAN YOU BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, ONLY TO HAVE IT ATTACKED BY A HORDE OF ZOMBIE COWS?
JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO INSANE, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN DO A BACKFLIP! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY SAID BACKFLIP)